Go to somewhere quiet with a large mirror. Face the mirror and kneel in front of it, laying all the pieces on a towel in front of you. Now grab the Axis bar in your left hand between your pinky and ring fingers. Now, carefully place the Axis spring between the forefinger and middlefinger of your left hand. Now grab the blade with your both hands and raise your arms high, with the blade facing downward. Look into the mirror and denigrate yourself with comments such as "You fool! Why you do this!" and "Me so stupid!". Then plunge the blade under your left pectoral while emitting a loud "Hiii-yaahhh!" or perhaps "Keee-opp!!". Cut a "Z" formation through your abdomen while trying to remain conscious. If done correctly, you will have baffled local crime scene investigators with your wonderous knife-exploding seppuku. But more importantly, you will have redeemed yourself.
Shao
Legal Disclaimer:
Do not attempt the aformentioned stunt. It may be fatal. The writer assumes no responsibility for any harm that may befall you while attempting the Wonderous Knife-Exploding Seppuku.