I feel like giving away a Minted Honker Knife

svrider3 said:
Ok, enough of the short jokes. I'm 5'9 and my fuse is
getting....well, short!! :mad: ;)
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You're not that short, SV. Nobody's going to ask you to be in a Wizard of Oz remake. :D

Unless I was directing. :eek:

At least no one asks you, "do you play bastekball/", or "how's the weather up there?" on a daily basis, and then laugh. I wonder how it would go over if I went up to a shorty and asked, "hey, are you a jockey?" or gymnast? or miniature golf pro? :D:D:D
 
sixfoot7 said:
You're not that short, SV. Nobody's going to ask you to be in a Wizard of Oz remake. :D

Unless I was directing. :eek:

At least no one asks you, "do you play bastekball/", or "how's the weather up there?" on a daily basis, and then laugh. I wonder how it would go over if I went up to a shorty and asked, "hey, are you a jockey?" or gymnast? or miniature golf pro? :D:D:D
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or a door stop, or foot rest, or table leg
 
sixfoot7 said:
You're not that short, SV. Nobody's going to ask you to be in a Wizard of Oz remake. :D

Unless I was directing. :eek:

At least no one asks you, "do you play bastekball/", or "how's the weather up there?" on a daily basis, and then laugh. I wonder how it would go over if I went up to a shorty and asked, "hey, are you a jockey?" or gymnast? or miniature golf pro? :D:D:D
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offsetlover said:
or a door stop, or foot rest, or table leg
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Oh yeah, that makes me feel soooooooo much better. :grumpy: ;)

And Mike is only 5'12 when he's in his stiletto heels. :D
 
keys to screwing a thread: just give mike, myself, svrider, and spx an opening. after that, it is as good as gone lol
 
OK, about Hello Kitty. The facts are:

There is no implied illegal activity by Hello Kitty. Just because she has a skull in her bow, does that mean she's evil? Yes, she IS holding a bloody arm, and no one has any proof that she cut off said arm with a ZT0200. Is she eating the bloody arm? Possibly, but if she is, I'm sure she didn't swallow. Perhaps she is in CSI training, and has the bloody arm in tow for transportation back to the lab. It is entirely possible that Hello Kitty is part of an organ donor team, and is preparing to assist in the re-attachment of said arm in a surgical procedure. Hello Kitty could be a zombie, which is better than being a mall ninja. Perhaps the arm came from a mall ninja brawl, and Hello Kitty is merely returning it to the one-armed owner. Hello Kitty, as a U.S. citizen, has the second amendment right to keep and bear arms. Maybe she is stockpiling arms. Hello Kitty may be preparing for the Apocalypse, by either stockpiling arms or accumulating a food supply. Hello Kitty might even be a rugby player.

Whatever the real story is, I'd suggest not screwing with Hello Kitty.
 
Yes. Yes she is. But with her attitude, I'm not going to be the one to tell her that to her face...
 
Perhaps you'd rather meet her daddy?

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The guy's givin you the stink eye, I tell ya...
 
I got my honker today!! One sweet knife! Unlike how the picture look, it is an all-steel handle, with sort of a luster finish that makes it appear to be a different material under flash, oh yeah, it's sharp!
 
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