Violently allergic to ballet slippers. Although, not as allergic as I am to Canadians wearing them in an attempted and misguided assault on my... urm... person.
Them damned Canadians! Just a pain in the a$$! (Whoops, didn't mean to bring it back to your sore posterior again... ) All they do is sit around, drink beer, and chew back bacon. What a useless bunch, eh?
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