I guess it would be inappropriate to strap on a big fixed blade the 25th

Stallone is a dick. He dodged the draft during Vietnam, and then makes his living playing a war hero. He doesn't believe we should own guns, but he makes his living using prop guns,and he has a California license to carry a concealed handgun.

He went on and on during his Larry King interview about eating healthy and proper nutrition, (while trying to peddle his Stallone protein pudding) then a couple years later he gets busted for smuggling HGH out of Austria.

He truly is an actor.
 
Stallone is a dick. He dodged the draft during Vietnam, and then makes his living playing a war hero. He doesn't believe we should own guns, but he makes his living using prop guns,and he has a California license to carry a concealed handgun.

He went on and on during his Larry King interview about eating healthy and proper nutrition, (while trying to peddle his Stallone protein pudding) then a couple years later he gets busted for smuggling HGH out of Austria.

He truly is an actor.

Well, in an effort to defuse a "Stackpile on Stallone" (my bad), I suppose I should mention a few things. First, he has Bell's syndrome. Perhaps that got him a deferrment. Dunno. His California CCW has expired. Dunno if he got a new one in Florida when he moved there. He does have a gun collection though. And since he has an enterage of paid armed bodyguards with him, he doesn't need a CCW.

He was convicted in absentia of smuggling steroids/hormones into Australia, not out. A $10,000 fine was the result.
 
There is no evidence that Stallone dodged the draft, and he in fact won a libel suit against people who said he had.
 
I must be getting old, but wearing a bowie knife into a theatre seems like a pretty stupid idea.
Not to be contentious, but why is this stupid?
Illegal in most areas, ok. But that's not what you addressed, why is it stupid?
 
That is such a stupid question, I don't even know how to answer it, no offense of course:p

If a guy can't figure out why he doesn't need to carry a bowie knife strapped to his thigh to go see a movie, then I'm pretty sure there's no point in me going any further with this one.:yawn:

It's fun to fantasize about stuff you think is cool, but actually DOING IT is another matter. Hero-worship in all its descriptions in my view is pretty stupid in general.:rolleyes:

Dressing up to see Rocky Horror, well that's just weird, but at least the enthusiasts aren't packing weapons. Thank god.:eek:

Please don't remind me a knife is a tool as well as a weapon- intent defines the difference. Carrying a knife which is big and scary in a place where its functionality is close to nil, like a movie theatre, is probably making that blade more weapon than tool.:cool:

Unless there's a tall person sitting in front of you whose head you decide to lop off. Then I guess you could call it a pruning shear.:jerkit:

I included all the smilies just to show how much of a fun guy I am.;)
 
"Mommy, whats Hero-Worship??" "Son, thats when you tie your blanky around your neck and jump off the front porch yelling "look mom, I'm Papa Smurf".......I am going to mace myself tonight and every night until opening day of the film...this is because I am smart, and I know that when I wear my Conan the Barbarian replica sword with the saw teeth that I custom ground into one side..to the film...I will be maced, BUT, because I am so smart...I will have built up an immunity to it...that way I can escape to the nearby woods after a few Karate chops and Judo throws...a short Segway ride, and 50 one armed pushups! After I get to the woods I will eat all the gnomes that I can find..hats and all. So, look for me on FAUX NEWS....or PBS...they will be talking about that day for sure.
 
Don't forget your taser immunity shots. In fact, you might just want to dress up in your Star Trek garb complete with tricorder and phaser, and carry some "Scotty" ashes to sprinkle on the crowd! ;)
 
that's some funny sh!t:thumbup:
 
I am sure this post will make me even more popular around here...but anyway.

I would look at someone going to the rambo premier in full regalia, including knife, just like I look at people going to Star Treck conventions in full star fleet uniform with plastic Spock ears. :rolleyes:

It is truly amazing the power that hollyweird has on everday people, the most common woods knife pre 1982 was a slipjoint or a small fixed blade with wood or stag scales. Post 1982 we all know what people prefer, super, duper, blacktical head loppers. Is this because that the latter knives are more useful, or because of the muscular, testerone packed mental image of ole sly battling the wilderness and bad guys with nothing but a huge, scary knife, whether or not that image is based in any fact at all. I like to think I choose my woods tools on that basis of what works best, not what some steriod infused, two faced, ex porn star carries in a live action cartoon. Chris

Gotcha on some of those points, Chris. I myself am a huge Star Wars and Indiana Jones fan, but I've not yet had the real desire to go outlandish and dress as a Jedi to go see a Star Wars movie. However, I need a good leather jacket and fedora anyway, so... :D

As for the effect Hollywood has had on woods knives, I think it's had less effect than you might think. Sure, the uneducated city slickers (at least those who aren't complete sheeple, afraid of all things sharp) might think it "cool" or "badass" to strap on a huge Rambo-esque blade for heading out into the wild, but true woodsmen tend to use what they've always used. Those a bit newer to nature at large, but with enough common sense to come in out of the rain, tend to see that a hollow-handled sawback bowie with a ten-inch blade is not exactly the most efficient of woods blades. Nowadays I carry a sub-5" fixed blade most of the time.

That is such a stupid question, I don't even know how to answer it, no offense of course:p

If a guy can't figure out why he doesn't need to carry a bowie knife strapped to his thigh to go see a movie, then I'm pretty sure there's no point in me going any further with this one.:yawn:

It's fun to fantasize about stuff you think is cool, but actually DOING IT is another matter. Hero-worship in all its descriptions in my view is pretty stupid in general.:rolleyes:

Dressing up to see Rocky Horror, well that's just weird, but at least the enthusiasts aren't packing weapons. Thank god.:eek:

Please don't remind me a knife is a tool as well as a weapon- intent defines the difference. Carrying a knife which is big and scary in a place where its functionality is close to nil, like a movie theatre, is probably making that blade more weapon than tool.:cool:

Unless there's a tall person sitting in front of you whose head you decide to lop off. Then I guess you could call it a pruning shear.:jerkit:

I included all the smilies just to show how much of a fun guy I am.;)

Well said, well said. *nods*

I think it would be extremely funny to go to the Rambo movie dressed as a Trekkie.

Or as Darth Vader. :cool:
 
Ahh, that's pretty much what I thought, no good reason, just opinion.

That is such a stupid question, I don't even know how to answer it, no offense of course:p

If a guy can't figure out why he doesn't need to carry a bowie knife strapped to his thigh to go see a movie, then I'm pretty sure there's no point in me going any further with this one.:yawn:
Then I must be the stupidest man alive. I mean:
I've yet to leave the house and NEED a sidearm before I come back, yet I carry one -- there's stupid #1.
I carry a knife, fixed blade, even, yet never needed to knife anyone -- stupid #2.
I live on a planet where I can open or concealed carry a firearm and a knife -- must be stupid to live there. . .weather's nice here though, how's it on your planet?;)

It's fun to fantasize about stuff you think is cool, but actually DOING IT is another matter. Hero-worship in all its descriptions in my view is pretty stupid in general.:rolleyes:
"Cool" has nothing to do with it. You're just projecting the only reason YOU can come up with to carry a large knife. Not everyone is limited by such shortsightedness.

Dressing up to see Rocky Horror, well that's just weird, but at least the enthusiasts aren't packing weapons. Thank god.:eek:
Maybe they should.
Do you have a lot of knifings at the theatre where you live? Only thing that happens here is you might be slowed down when leaving by some guy with a "Nice steel ya got there, can I see it? This is what I carry."
It'll be even longer when you start comparing firearms.

Please don't remind me a knife is a tool as well as a weapon- intent defines the difference. Carrying a knife which is big and scary in a place where its functionality is close to nil, like a movie theatre, is probably making that blade more weapon than tool.:cool:
Unless there's a tall person sitting in front of you whose head you decide to lop off. Then I guess you could call it a pruning shear.
Again with the fear response. A fool's fear of an inanimate object has no bearing on whether or not a man should carry it. Do you live in a communist state? Carry of knives and firearms goes fairly unnoticed here as it's common. Only the urban hive-dwellers show fear, and that's usually those who haven't gotten used to it yet.

Then there's the functionality argument. Let me tell you if you only bring what has an immediate function with you on a day-to-day basis, you're probably a pretty boring and unprepared person. Do you also chide those that carry these little personal survival kits? I mean what functionality does an Altoids fishing kit have at the theatre? But that isn't what it's about is it?

It comes back to the scary part. Not that you're scared of them lopping "someone's" head off, but you're worried that they'll lop YOURS off. Sounds like the liberals screaming that gun carriers are just going to go about shooting people for mouthing off to them. Why? Because it would curtail their DESIRE to mouth off with no consequences. So, I must ask, what are you doing that you're afraid that you'll provoke a large knife wielder to lop your head off at the theatre?

Conclusions:
1.) You're afraid of large knives, and think people should not wear them because of that.
Carrying the knife isn't stupid, being afraid of it is.
2.) You think there's no need to have it. Maybe true, but what bearing does that have on the issue? Unless you own nothing but what you absolutely need, you're now crossing into hypocracy.
3.) You think it has no function, see #2.
4.) You think knives should be utilitarian "Don't start on me with the knives are just tools. . .they can be weapons too." Sure they can. Weapon is one of the primary uses of knives and has been from the beginning. The greatest use of a weapon is to deterr the event where you might have had to use it. I can't think of one instance where a person carrying a large knife has been mugged. However, some were mugged with small knives that the attacker didn't see. The attacker sometimes came out the worse from the encounter, but I'd rather not get intot he encounter in the first place. It's a fairly well known psychological fact that most people fear blade more than they fear guns. The very fact of that fear means the large blade on the hip has functionality, even if you don't have to cut down a tree to make a shelter int he parking lot. Fact is, you DO walk through that (often fairly dark) parking lot leaving the theatre. If a ne'er do well is waiting to mug someone, and there's me with my big knife on hip, and over there is you without one, who's the more likely target?

So just because you fear them and see no use for them does not make it stupid to have one.

I see this same attitude on this board that anyone who carries a blade more than 4" long in the woods is a dolt and doesn't know what they're doing. No, it means they know how to use something in ways you don't.

ETA: :D
 
Openly carrying a big bowie knife to a movie is a statement, and not one that I want to make, if we were talking about concealed carry I would not even have commented.

If I saw someone at the movies dressed in BDU pants bloused into jungle boots a wife beater and headband, as I said before, my initial impression would be the same as someone in a star fleet uniform and plastic ears. What impression would that be? well it starts with capital L. Chris
 
I see this same attitude on this board that anyone who carries a blade more than 4" long in the woods is a dolt and doesn't know what they're doing. No, it means they know how to use something in ways you don't.

ETA: :D

Really?

Why don't you post some pics and maybe a tutorial, I would love to learn. Chris
 
King Bear said:
I live on a planet where I can open or concealed carry a firearm and a knife -- must be stupid to live there. . .weather's nice here though, how's it on your planet?

Just to keep it clear, that should probably say country - not planet. I realize it was just to make a point, but it's a BIG difference to someone from somewhere else.

Loving the thread!
 
I want a new Rambo knife. On one trailer it looks like he whacks a bad guys head off-Yikes! Rambo is my hero.

Yah, go to the theatre and say..in your best eastwood voice..
"This is my Rambo knife..
it is the most powerfull knife in the world and can take your head clean off, do you feel lucky punk...well do ya?"
 
GREAT JOB KING GREAT JOB. WELL SAID:D:thumbup:

Several years ago I worked in a small welding factory ( I was the supervisor )
WE had a ex con who worked there too. One day the talk turned to pick pockets and how it is done. So I asked ED pick my pocket and see if it is easy to pick my pocket because I really want to be prepared to not have that happen. Well ED and I were pretty good friends First thing he said was
NO THANKS Bryan (WE)look for those that do not look prepared. (WE) look for the ones that are not going to fight back and are not armed. (That makes senes )I do carry a fixed blade and did then too. I also have my small survival kit next to my fixed blade. I carry my leatherman wave also. I do carry my 45 at times I am not to worried about people where I live but more wild dogs and big cats. My CHAINSAW is pretty loud so most anaimals leave the area where we work. The fixed blade is so SIMPLE to pull out of its sheath do your cutting and put it back in its sheath No moving parts it is not two pieces put together and held togther by just a pin. AND yes I like folders too. BUT I like using my fixed blade more I do not have to reach in to my pocket and then pull it out and open it up make my cut or cuts and then fold it back up and put it in my pocket that is not simple to me. I have had one lock fail and I got cut:eek: did I cut off my finger NO thank god:D But it did fail. Just the other day my nephew and I were feeding cattle the strings on the big round bales of hay get cut off so the plastic strings do not get left out in nature I used my fixed blade the nephew used his pocket knife to cut the strings. Guess who was done first and who already had there knife back in its sheath. Now guess who has been carrying his fixed blade around the farm ( it is a grohamnn # 4 ):D Kory still carrys his pocket knife as a back up and just to carry more knives:D
Having a sharp tool is really how you use it be it small, large, wide, thick, thin, or fixed or folding it still needs to be taught, learned and the proper way to be used. JUST like King said. For those who get to carry a fixed Blade everday :cool: and for those who do not because of laws:mad (RATS) or just do not want too that is fine too. Lets face it EMERGENCYS can happen at any time to any one of US be it a pick pocket or lost while hiking for even a day or so TO BE PREPARED that is AWESOME!!!!!!:thumbup:

I was watching the DUKE before rambo and I still want to see the show.
Clark Gable and Jim Stewart, there were others too that left there movie careers to go fight in WWII. The DUKE did not and was kidded about it from other actors who did go to war and then returned to the movies. My Friend Ed has a wife and now some kids and and works. He has paid his for his mistakes like we all have. Ed went to prison he is out now and doing alright.
SLY has made his mistakes So have I but he still likes KNIVES. And the show would not be the show without the knife.
WE will not all agree on our sharp pointy things NESSMUK liked and carried
a small thin fixed blade knife and a pocket knife JEREMIAH LIVER EATEN JOHNSON carried a larger thick bladed knife his KNIFE it was over 10 inchs long and nearly three eights of an inch thick and can still be seen at a museum. They both lived and died were either of them write or wrong in what they carried noooooo. I will not down grade any body because they carry a small knife, large kife folder or fixed. But I will say NICE JOB and can I see it :D What can I say I love sharp tools
Bryan
 
Just to keep it clear, that should probably say country - not planet. I realize it was just to make a point, but it's a BIG difference to someone from somewhere else.

Loving the thread!
It was actually to interject some humor into what could otherwise be seen as a rather hostile post. I was originally going to say state, but changed it to planet to lighten things up.
 
Openly carrying a big bowie knife to a movie is a statement, and not one that I want to make, if we were talking about concealed carry I would not even have commented.
Only if it isn't a normal thing to see men walking around with large knives whereever they are. It could just be a statement of "this is what was hanging off my pants when I left the house."
Not to mention carrying it concealed would eliminate the deterrent effect I mentioned.

If I saw someone at the movies dressed in BDU pants bloused into jungle boots a wife beater and headband, as I said before, my initial impression would be the same as someone in a star fleet uniform and plastic ears. What impression would that be? well it starts with capital L. Chris
Well, there's more of those guys around here than I want to admit to (I'm more the plaid flannel kinda guy). But it's there choice.
As for the Trekkies, that's usually spelled with an "F" as in fan. It doesn't make much sense to me either, but makes more sense than camping out for 4 days for a video game. Then again they probably think we're weird for discussing our favorite grind on our knives. . .


Really?

Why don't you post some pics and maybe a tutorial, I would love to learn. Chris
Do you really need a tutorial on how to choke up on a large knife or a hatchet to do fine work, or to use to limb trees, etc? I doubt it.
 
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