I had a Mall Ninja Moment.

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I had to go to the mall today to get a gift. In my back pocket was a new Byrd Cara Cara which I carried to show a friend how sharp I got it at lunch. In my front left pocket was my EDC SAK Manager. I did not want to leave my Keltec .380 in my Jeep so I stuck it in my other front pocket. While walking through the mall I realized what I had on me and it occured to me.

I AM A MALL NINJA RIGHT NOW!

I have over a hundred knives , 95% of which are traditional folders & fixed blades.

I am carrying nothing but case tomorrow. (and maybe the SAK)
 
What, only two knives and one gun? That barely qualifies as dressed to leave the house around here -- and you think you're a mall ninja?
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You need a blow gun and some throwing spikes to be a real Mall Ninja.



Edit: We had some people get wasted in Salt Lake City about 6months ago in a mall so I will not go into a mall unarmed. I always have a handgun and a folder.
 
Better yet Cougar could put this in the WC and we could have some real fun.
 
65535 said:
Better yet Cougar could put this in the WC and we could have some real fun.
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Hey, how about that? Sure he had a couple of knives on him but this really isn't about the knives,
IT'S ABOUT THE LIFESTYLE !!! :eek:

But Rat's right. Going armed doesn't make you a :: mAll nInjA ::
 
Ludwig said:
That video reminds me much more of free-running and Parkour than of being a mall-ninja.
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That's because mall ninjas are inherently lame and this Asian kid has ability.

Plus I doubt he owns a suction-cup wall-climbing set or official Klingon 'death knife," but you never know.
 
JCaswell said:
That's because mall ninjas are inherently lame and this Asian kid has ability.

Plus I doubt he owns a suction-cup wall-climbing set or official Klingon 'death knife," but you never know.
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Oh we'll never know if he does have the climbing set or Klingon knife, because if you see him in his ninja gear . . . . . . then you're already dead ;)
 
My wife and I were heading out for a bite to eat tonight, and I being a bit lazy, wasn't packing. It get hot here in Texas and can be a hassle. We were going to a Chinese Rest. named Yank Sing. (Good Stuff)! She reminded me that Yank Sing's is in the old Luby's building here in Killeen. You know the one. The place where 23 Innocent people were gunned down one after the other.


How quickly we forget! The wife and both lost friends there. And had other friends and acquaintances wounded. So on went the .45. The back up, and my usual two knives. Never apologies for refusing to be a sheeple ready for the slauter when someone else decides its your turn. A mall ninga is someone completely out of touch with reality. A person who takes on the responsibility to protect himself,herself. Their family. And the innocents around them lives with a great bit of reality and responsibility every day. Mike
 
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