Bigfattyt
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That first mall ninja movie was super funny. The only thing that would have really made him a mall ninja would have been a pocket full of throwing stars, a some nunchucken tucked in his belt and a lot of exaggerated talk about how his ninja fighting skills would allow him to take out any larger opponent.
One of the malls my wife and I frequent is what I would refer to "ghetto". I usually pack there (although I need to renew my permit, as I moved from another state and that one expired, but I still carry a folder till then). I absolutely don't think that being prepared makes you a mall ninja (but carrying your stainless steel "ronhin" 18 inch ninja sword on your back -- because hey, the law allows me to, as long as it is in the open, and besides it matches my black pants, shoes, headband, and wrist bracers - now that might make you a mall ninja).
One of the malls my wife and I frequent is what I would refer to "ghetto". I usually pack there (although I need to renew my permit, as I moved from another state and that one expired, but I still carry a folder till then). I absolutely don't think that being prepared makes you a mall ninja (but carrying your stainless steel "ronhin" 18 inch ninja sword on your back -- because hey, the law allows me to, as long as it is in the open, and besides it matches my black pants, shoes, headband, and wrist bracers - now that might make you a mall ninja).
