I have an idea whose time is due

cerberus

cerberus

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We ordered dinner from the local Pizza Hut this evening, as we do most friday evenings. I go to get a slice from the box and end up picking up the practically the whole pizza. Upon further inspection I noticed that the cuts in the slices did not go thru the crust. Thus the reason for the post here. AN INFI PIZZA CUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine the money our fearless leader could make. At least one to every pizzeria would make him a fortune!!!!!!!

OK, I am done now..........


Cerberus:D
 
I'd buy one :D

Last year I found something that changed everything for pizza night as I have that same problem all the time. Instead of the ones that roll with a handle BB&B had what I can only describe as a halfmoon fixed blade that you rock from one end of the pizza to the other.

Steps
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1)Push down
2)Rock over
3)Pickup and eat :)
 
Right on DN! The ones that look like an inside out drawknife work the best!:cool:

I've also tried it with an ergo Mistress but the darn handle always gets in the way:p
 
Sounds kind of like an ulu. Don't worry, I think everybody that eats pizza has the same problem on a regular basis. So what are you guys going to call DN's 3/8 pizza cutter when he badjers it out of Jerry anyways:D?
 
Originally posted by truck
Sounds kind of like an ulu. Don't worry, I think everybody that eats pizza has the same problem on a regular basis. So what are you guys going to call DN's 3/8 pizza cutter when he badjers it out of Jerry anyways:D?
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LMAO!! Now that would be cool especially with a a micarta grip handle...heavy...but cool :) My vote is in for the Busse "Pizza Ripper" :D
 
C'mon, break out those SH BMs kids. They work fine.

I bet Raden has already used his just for that purpose...;) :p
 
Alright! great idea cerberus! I think an INFI pizza cutter would work great. I know the pizza cutter I have sucks big time... I would use my Basic 9 but it's too farkin' big!

Fusion PC - woo hoo!
 
Originally posted by SpearHead
The Basic 9 isn't too big... your pizza is too small.:rolleyes: :D
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Oh yeah, baby! I like how you think! Pizza can NEVER be big enough. It would be like having a Corvette that goes fast enough!!
 
Already made one. . . .Back in '93.... . .. It was called the "Holy Tearer" . . . . Absolutley frightening. . . .. Didn't make many. . . WAY TOO DANGEROUS!!!!! :eek: I've heard rumors out there of a beast who is half man and half hog who owns several now, but has vowed not to let anyone know about them!!!!! He moves amongst us my friends. . . your most prized INFI is nothing more than an unfound truffle to this Alpha Boar!!!!
 
Already made one!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
what havne't you made?????? I thought that was my one original idea for the year:( !!!!!!!!!


Cerberus
:D
 
I think an INFI wheel-style pizza cutter with a Fusion handle would be the cat's ass. :D
 
Originally posted by Jerry Busse
Already made one. . . .Back in '93.... . .. It was called the "Holy Tearer" . . . . Absolutley frightening. . . .. Didn't make many. . . WAY TOO DANGEROUS!!!!! :eek: I've heard rumors out there of a beast who is half man and half hog who owns several now, but has vowed not to let anyone know about them!!!!! He moves amongst us my friends. . . your most prized INFI is nothing more than an unfound truffle to this Alpha Boar!!!!
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HOLY TEARER BATMAN!!
the search is ON!!!!!!
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Careful Boys! Sounds like there's a black and white striped hog bustin' out of the pen, and he sounds HUNGRY!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: ;)
 
Serrated D-2! :eek: Looks like a pirahna bit your hand when you hold it! Don't have any pics. . . .

The "Squatch Hog" probably has a boat load of pics! Here piggy piggy piggy!!!! . . . .. . Su-weeeeee!!!!
 
Jerry Busse said:
Serrated D-2! :eek: Looks like a pirahna bit your hand when you hold it! Don't have any pics. . . .

The "Squatch Hog" probably has a boat load of pics! Here piggy piggy piggy!!!! . . . .. . Su-weeeeee!!!!
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I still need to gets me one of these Pizza Cutters:D

funny....Jerry has had Squatch on the brain for years now:thumbup:
 
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