Already made one. . . .Back in '93.... . .. It was called the "Holy Tearer" . . . . Absolutley frightening. . . .. Didn't make many. . . WAY TOO DANGEROUS!!!!!I've heard rumors out there of a beast who is half man and half hog who owns several now, but has vowed not to let anyone know about them!!!!! He moves amongst us my friends. . . your most prized INFI is nothing more than an unfound truffle to this Alpha Boar!!!!
How about making a nice fork to go along with my Culties for the ultimate Busse steak set.