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Kevin the grey

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What is the absolute warmest it can be and still be able to faintly see your breath? I'm a hot blooded individual and there is a fair amount of humidity here.
I still thought it was too warm to see my breath.
 
How cruel. :grumpy:

Have you begun to drink yet? :thumbdn:

This may be a sign of worse things to come. :foot:

I know I will drink too. :thumbup:

Just to keep you company. ;)

Hmmm two drunken survivalists. :eek:

Sounds oxymoronic to me. :rolleyes:

I'm the Oxy part. :cool:
 
Moronic?? oh well , you can call me anything, as long as I've got a cold beverage in hand! :thumbup:
Even if my life is but a warning to others, that's fine. ;)

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Okay, it's time to PICK ON KEVIN time :D.

If your lips stick to the flagpole, you can see your breath.

If your lips stick to your hockey skate, you can see your breath.

Holding your nostrils closed while watching a particular kind of DVD will make you see your breath.

You could Zippo your farts, which is another way of seeing your breath.

I hope this helps. Others may have other ideas.
 
OH! I'll play...

-If you are in Canada, and it's any month except July....you might see your breath.

-If you are wearing a toque (tuque) ...you might see your breath.

-If you are within sight of an igloo, ...you might see your breath.

and finally....

-If you forgot to pay the heating bill....you MIGHT , no you WILL , see your breath.

Kevin, what you need is a BeaverTail flapper over your mouth, that would vent the hot air so it wouldn't be seen. Coldwood can help ya out, but you musn't touch his Barbie.
 
Kevin...Kevin...Kevin...I got the beavertail flapper. We just need to discuss size. Email off forum and we'll talk.
 
And what is it about Canadian coins? On one side you got the beaver, and on the other side you got Queen Elizabeth's face. Is this some kind of DaVinci puzzle? Are you guys suggesting that the Queen has a beaver? How rude!
 
Hey leave the Queen out of this.

Actually our most common coin is our one dollar coin the loon or as we call it the loony. We wanted to call the two dollar coin the Doubloon. That would have been too imaginative.

Hey you drool babies, afore you get all hot and bothered with your low percentage beers come on up and taste heaven. 9,10 and 11 percent beers are common. That would be 22 proof me buckos.

As for a beaver flapper? If its got parts that move in the wind I don,t want any part of a beaver.
 
SkunkWerX said:
Kevin,
9, 10, 11 ABV beers can be found everywhere.
I even drink 18% ones, on occasion.
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9, 10, 11 ABV beers can be found everywhere.

Reply: I realise life moves on and you guys had to catch up to us eventually.
Can you get the local stores to deliver you one? I am talking about in general not specific cases. Almost any corner grocery store here has a delivery boy and you can get beer at your door in roughly 15 minutes.

I even drink 18% ones, on occasion.

REPLY: Yes the occasion is,when you fall down.

I am talking about in general not in specific cases. I am sure I could get an 18 percent beer as well. (Says Kevin hurriedly searching for 18 percent beer.)
Would that happen to be german beer?
 
No delivery beer boys, nope.

German beer? Over-rated and not as big on the ABV.

But, 18% and higher, yes. I have had one in the past week.
they arren't everyday beers, but, they are available and easily found.

Try these, both are excellent.

http://www.dogfish.com/brewings/Limited_Edition_Beers/Raison_DExtra/19/index.htm


Here ya go, this is my all time favorite. check the ABV on this baby.
20% ABV with IBU of 120.
http://www.dogfish.com/brewings/Limited_Edition_Beers/120_Minute_IPA/15/index.htm

These are on the shelf at my favorite beverage emporium as we speak.

Dang, I'm getting thirsty again.

Enough for tonight, had two of these:
http://www.dogfish.com/brewings/Year_Round_Beers/90_Minute_IPA/11/index.htm
 
Son, you do have a way of changing the topic. So what about the Queen's beaver? Do you want me to get the SPCA in on this, and their famous forensic experts? Find out about Canadian sniffers? And 7-11 ABV to you too!
 
Canadian haiku:

When the moon shines, capture hockey puck with duck tape, no more Tim Horton's, 'ey?
 
Sounds more Like puko to me. :barf: :D :D :D

I don't go in for mathematical niceties in poetry.

My Favourite being the,

"Heres to You" poem

Second being the "Rodeo Song"

Now dats poetry.
 
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