I haven't got the foggiest.

===The Redneck Rapper===

My name is gray haired Kevin .

I,m a rapper from up north .

You don,t like sloppy seconds ?

Well I come in fourth .

Theres the banks and government .

They are both ahead of me .

By the time they are finished.

so am I materially .

You say my maths no good .

Thats only two not three .

I forgot to add my ex .

She is way ahead of me .

It don,t matter much ,

If I,m living or I,m dead .

She has got to be paid ,

or the whole damn world sees red .

They,ll take away my license .

They,ll take away my car .

They,ll take me away in braceletts.

while I,m sitting at the bar .

Off to debtors prison ,

though you know it don,t exist .

If I wasn,t so polite ,

I,d be so damned pi$$ed .

I drink from mason jars ,

cause its what I can afford

Yeah I,m the redneck rapper .

Even though I live up north
 
Canadian poetry?

There once was a man from Ontareeuu,
Afraid of them Beavers, I swear ta you.
He lit his bark torch,
out on his porch,
And the neighbors exclaimed, How dare you!
Eh?

yeah, they always say 'eh' at the end of the poems, that way you know it's over, eh??
 
SkunkWerX said:
Canadian poetry?

There once was a man from Ontareeuu,
Afraid of them Beavers, I swear ta you.
He lit his bark torch,
out on his porch,
And the neighbors exclaimed, How dare you!
Eh?

yeah, they always say 'eh' at the end of the poems, that way you know it's over, eh??
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Very nice, Skunk, but Kevin lives in Quebec, not Ontario, eh? (At least that's all we'll admit to)

And Kevin..................yours was nice too.

Doc
 
Dang?? he does??
I knew you lived in Ontario, but I had sworn I read that for him, too.

Crud. Oh well, there is a lot more French-Canadian material anyway, eh.
Dang Dumb Americans, what do they know? ;)

thanks for clearing it up, I know it's of psaramount importance that you make sure everyone knows you are separated from Kevin in kilometers as well as across provincial lines. :thumbup:
 
Yeah I'm the last Irishman left in Québèc. :grumpy:

I guess that makes me the best looking Irishman in Québèc. :rolleyes:
 
Dang, and he's Irish too. I'm irish, you aren't giving me much material to work with here.
Did you ever got those arrows from the Killer Bees?
Burn you bark torch in your house?

Man, I picked a bad weekend to quit methamphetamines. :eek:
 
SkunkWerX said:
I know it's of psaramount importance that you make sure everyone knows you are separated from Kevin in kilometers as well as across provincial lines. :thumbup:
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Watch how we bring this back to topic.

Foggy breath; temperature relative humidity, condensation, and ultimately the dew point are all factors.

What you are interested in is Psychrometric tables. These tables or
charts relate dewpoint, amount of water in the air, relatvie humidity,
temperature, wet bulb reading and barometric pressure.
By knowing any two parameters you can look up the other. Hence given a day temp and humidty condition you can look up 'dew point'.

Dew point, in this case, will be the point at which the exhaled vapor in your breath can be seen.

At what temp? Generally up to 50°F your breath can be visible.
It depends on the amount of humidity in the air. If it is very humid you will start see it at higher temperatures than usual. That's because the air can only contain a certain amount of water vapor, at a certain temperature and when the amount of water vapor increases that value, the water will condense into liquid water and that's what you see when you "see you breath".
The temperature you are referring to is called the dew point.
Weather forecasts generally give dew point.
 
Ontario has The Beer Store. I swear, you go in and they have 99 bottles of beer on the wall. You pick one out, give it a shout, and they bring it out to you. The nice man in the uniform shirt with no name tag will then take your money and you go happily on your way. I like the system, hate the shirt. And oh yeah, you can see his breath. Smell it too.

Skunk, I'm impressed. You must have spent a half hour of Googling to get all that ;)
 
Do you know that Quebec now has separate nation status? Almost. Gives the merchants in Plattsburgh the quivers.

There once was a mick from Quebec
Who had too much beer, what the heck
He reached in his sock
and pulled out a Molson's
and said OMG it's not
a long neck!

That's a true survival poem.
 
Coldwood said:
Do you know that Quebec now has separate nation status? Almost. Gives the merchants in Plattsburgh the quivers.

There once was a mick from Quebec
Who had too much beer, what the heck
He reached in his sock
and pulled out a Molson's
and said OMG it's not
a long neck!

That's a true survival poem.
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I'm not sure I'll survive. :(

Doc
 
If any of you have been to alberta, the first thing you notice is that every one says "you betcha", any thing you say, they'll say you betcha. But when they say it, it knida goes like Yoouuuu Betcha,
oh my what a great country.
 
Alberta? you betcha? :thumbup:

I betcha there is an accent that goes along with that! :)
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Yes Ontario has beer stores that do not sell groceries. :thumbdn:

Quebec has grocery stores that sell beer. :thumbup:

Quebec considers beer and wine as important as food in their daily lives. :cool:

Ontario beer stores have a strict schedule. :eek:

It takes planning and forethought.:rolleyes:

Two commodities that are not evident in your average beer guzzler. :confused:

A Beer guzzler's idea of forethought and planning is making sure his beer lasts until the commercial break. :o
 
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