I iz now an official geezer

Robert Dark

Robert Dark

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Yup,

Yesterday, I turned 62, and have already signed up for Social Security. I was gonna wait until age 65, but figured it might not even be there in 3 more years.

Since yesterday was Sunday, and there were no mail or UPS deliveries, I plan on staying home today in order to receive all the birthday gifts you bastids have sent. I want to thank you in advance.

I spent yesterday just like I did 62 years ago. I cried, screamed for food and crapped myself a couple of times. Nothing much has changed.

Robert (Geezer-matic) Dark
 
Happy be-lated birthday from South Texas sir. Do you have a wipey warmer yet? Lol. I hope you have many more birthdays.

-frank
 
Happy Birthday Robert May you collect SS {social security,not stainless steel} for the next 30 years.
Stan
 
A seasoned citizen ! You are also eligible to become and official curmudgeon ! You can alsao tell the young squirts "New ? No I was using that 50 years ago". ENJOY
 
Happy Birthday and I hope you have many more. Smart move on the social security thing.
 
Hey I'm getting social security too! My dad turns 62 today! Yay for old people!

Happy belated birthday! I can email you a block of wood as a gift :p ;)
 
I have a present waiting on pickup, 1 1/2'' x 18'' x 24'' weighing 42 lbs of G-11, Margarita Green. Hope to see you soon. I would mail it, but can't afford that.
Welcome to the world of old geezers, like me.
Jim
 
Robert Dark said:
Man that is the best offer I have had yet. I'll check the email every 5 minutes until it arrives.
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Yup...you'll be thinking that you need to check it, so you'll go check, then forget, think of it 5 minutes later.... :)

Happy b-day!

-d
 
Man yall are just cruel to old folks. Getting them to check their email for wood that you are probably not going to send and talking about their oldtimers dementia, and doing it all in front of them to. Have yall no shame at all.

Sorry Robert. :)
 
WadeH said:
Man yall are just cruel to old folks. Getting them to check their email for wood that you are probably not going to send and talking about their oldtimers dementia, and doing it all in front of them to. Have yall no shame at all.

Sorry Robert. :)
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No Wade, he sent the wood email just like he said he would do. Only problem is, I had to print out 687 copies and glue them together in order to make some scales thick enough.

Dementia........ Is that like....... "Did I dementia I was going out of town this week?"

Getting old is really a good thing. I spent most of my early life apologizing for my mistakes. Now, I don't have to apologize....... Take me like I am and what I do or simply sue me after I'm gone.

Signed......... Geezer-matic
 
go mike said:
I sent you TWO pictures with 3 blocks total! That's like a full house! :D
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Mike,

I might be interested in some real wood. Glueing those pics together worked fair, but I don't think my customers are interested in stabilized paper.

Shoot me an email with prices and payment options.

Robert (Geezer-matic) Dark
 
Well Happy late Birthday!!!!! I called you last week and the wife said you where out fishing!!!! LOL, I told her to lock you in the shop and not let you come out untill you had finished 20 knives!!!
 
C.Edmondson said:
Well Happy late Birthday!!!!! I called you last week and the wife said you where out fishing!!!! LOL, I told her to lock you in the shop and not let you come out untill you had finished 20 knives!!!
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Charlie,

Its hard to hold a good man down. I went fishin', I played Golf, and hopefully before I check-out, I will learn to make a knife.

Come to see me my friend.

Robert (Geezer-Matic) Dark
 
Well you can damn sure make a knife!!! I always heard " the older the buck, the stiffer the horn",LOL
 
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