I iz now an official geezer

[SteelSlaver]

Congratulations!

Getting old can be a good thing. My body sucks a little more all the time, but, I don't cause my self near as much grief as I did when I was young.
My favorite story about age. During his sermon a preacher asked his congregation if the was anyone who had no enemies. Only one frail little old woman known to be 102 stood up. The preacher asked her what wisdom she had learned in her life time that she had no enemies. Her reply "Out live the bitches"

 

[nc_cooter]

Welcome to the club. You are now officially an old Phart.

 

[WA Martin]

Congratulations, Robert.

I love old people, btw. You can tell 'em the same old joke week after week and they still laugh and say, "hadn't heard that one."

 

[Robert Dark]

You can tell 'em the same old joke week after week and they still laugh and say, "hadn't heard that one."

WA, the reason we still laugh and say "had'nt heard that one" is because even if we have heard it a thousand times, we can't really remember if we have heard it or not.

Getting old has its rewards......... Only thing is.......... I can't remember what they are.

Thanks my friend.......

Robert

 

[Uncle Timbo]

You are officially old when you have to take Viagra to keep from rolling out of bed at night.

 

[Robert Dark]

You are officially old when you have to take Viagra to keep from rolling out of bed at night.

The city was putting sod on a drainage ditch today near my home. We were expecting some pretty severe rains, and the supervisor was worried that the rains would simply wash the sod on down the ditch.

I suggested to him that when he finished laying the sod, to spray it down with Viagra. I was sure that it would make the roots grow and his problem would be solved.

He looked at me like I was stoooopid. I thought it was a good idea.

Robert

 

[Uncle Timbo]

The city was putting sod on a drainage ditch today near my home. We were expecting some pretty severe rains, and the supervisor was worried that the rains would simply wash the sod on down the ditch.

I suggested to him that when he finished laying the sod, to spray it down with Viagra. I was sure that it would make the roots grow and his problem would be solved.

He looked at me like I was stoooopid. I thought it was a good idea.

Robert

Hey, it sounds logical to me. Those would be some good stiff roots!

 

[Jim Adams Customs]

You are getting old when you minds eye is wearing glasses. LOL.

 

[v-6]

Yup,

Yesterday, I turned 62, and have already signed up for Social Security. I was gonna wait until age 65, but figured it might not even be there in 3 more years.

Since yesterday was Sunday, and there were no mail or UPS deliveries, I plan on staying home today in order to receive all the birthday gifts you bastids have sent. I want to thank you in advance.

I spent yesterday just like I did 62 years ago. I cried, screamed for food and crapped myself a couple of times. Nothing much has changed.

Robert (Geezer-matic) Dark

You now have the right to forget to zip up. you are now senile

 

[Robert Dark]

You now have the right to forget to zip up. you are now senile

Careful, I know what that means........ Well, I once knew what that meant. Hell, what were we talking about? The nice thing is that I can now wear my old pants with broken zippers, and I have an excuse.