I like Big Snarks and I cannot lie

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Guyon said:
After 5,000 snark posts, we may just ban folks and let them start over with a new username.
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What if someone get's 50,000 total?



Guyon said:
The sheath really is nice. I mostly posted that pic because Murph collects crotch shots.
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Who doesn't? So when are we gonna have a contest to see who can shave "Gunyon" into their pubes the best?

Speaking of crotch shots, check out this one:

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bigghoss said:
What if someone get's 50,000 total?




Who doesn't? So when are we gonna have a contest to see who can shave "Gunyon" into their pubes the best?

Speaking of crotch shots, check out this one:

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What in the world am I looking at lol.
 
In on two at least
I like to know what that piece of wood is too
Nice sheath
No comment to the crotch shots
 
Auraria said:
What in the world am I looking at lol.
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It's the crotch of a tree split lengthwise and then joined together to make a table.


When I was a kid my dad made and end table out of a cross section of one tree and the crotch of another. He used to keep his chew can in the crotch and a few times when I was playing I would find it. I don't know why it didn't occur to me that he had put it there on purpose but I thought I was being nice by putting it on top of the table where it'd be easy to find. Until I overheard my dad talking to my mom about how his dang chew can keeps ending up on top of the table when he specifically puts it down low in the crevice between the branches of the bottom piece.
 
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Next time I'll serve to give you a chance lol!

I was going to say "pics or it didn't happen" but I stopped before posting as that would sound a little homoerotic. Then I would be on the receiving end of a zinger hah
 
Funny thing is my wife bugs me all the time about my cross draw carry. If we get close she tells me to put my boner away (the butt of the knife pokes her stomach). I purposely started coming up behind her in the kitchen to poke her with it.
 
TBL said:
Funny thing is my wife bugs me all the time about my cross draw carry. If we get close she tells me to put my boner away (the butt of the knife pokes her stomach). I purposely started coming up behind her in the kitchen to poke her with it.
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That is hysterical.
Cross draw carry huh? Sounds interesting.
 
TBL said:
Next time I'll serve to give you a chance lol!

I was going to say "pics or it didn't happen" but I stopped before posting as that would sound a little homoerotic. Then I would be on the receiving end of a zinger hah
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Or maybe on the receiving end of something worse...:eek:
 
TBL said:
Funny thing is my wife bugs me all the time about my cross draw carry. If we get close she tells me to put my boner away (the butt of the knife pokes her stomach). I purposely started coming up behind her in the kitchen to poke her with it.
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Some of us don't need a knife to get that response from our wives/gf's...

You probably shouldn't have told us that.... TMI

Doc
 
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