I mustache you a very important question?

Bawanna

Bawanna

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My wife as usual just when my mustache is getting good is starting to whine.

She insist that I have a mustache since she claims when I have none I don't have an upper lip??????

BUT she doesn't like to let me let it Philllll out!

If I cut it Bookie won't have anything to give me crap about, facial hair and all.

I kind of like it, my kids think it's a valid and approved trade mark.

So do I give in to please the missus, being winter and all, with steps she could easily push me down anytime or man up and tell her to take me as I am warts and all?

Too gosh durn quiet around here for a few days. Need some conversation here, anything, anything at all.

Is there anyone alive out there?????
 
I would say yes to anything she says but you do have the most bitchin stache for many miles in any direction, esp when you go full biker--it is a valid trade mark and you can explain you need to keep it in order to improve brand recognition
 
"If you shave your facial hair for a women you deserve neither"

On the same note

"If momma aint happy, no ones happy"



You decide.
 
Well in a similarly disconcerting situation she allows the cat to lay on the couch, sleep and do nothing like cats normally do.
But now the Cat is actually tolerating the puppy and sometimes interacts with it without trying to claw it's eyes out.
Of late the puppy wants to sleep on the couch and do nothing similar to cat activity and be close to her new pal the cat.

BUT mom don't allow the dog on the couch, cat is ok, dog no no no........No puppy, no justice.

The dog does not shed, she's even hypoallergenic whatever the heck that might be and maybe even glutten free whatever that might be too. (I'm pretty sure it has something to do with bacon)

Words of wisdom right there Capt, I like the first line very much, last line not so much but the last seems more like words to live by. Bad enough I gotta sleep with a trash can over my upper body to protect my throat. Push the wrong button and who knows what could happen.
 
I'm gonna try that brand recognition story tonight. If yall don't hear from me for a few days, you know it didn't go well.......
 
Tie it in a bow under yer chin and tell her it's took care of.....problem solved.
You don't wanna let it philll out and havta tuck it behind yer ears anyways, like he does.....
 
Man, women don't understand the dedication it takes to grow fine facial hair. Tell her your mustache is a testament of your commitment to her, and the more it grows the more you love her...or some crap like that :)

Also, it is Movember, everyone grows a mustache to raise awareness to men's health issues, to shave it off now would be a blatant stab at serious medical issues. And that's jus not on.

All in all, hide in the shed till it blows over :)
 
My wife made me shave my mustache once, but she didn't say anything about immediately growing it back!

I say keep it. I'm at the point where nobody would recognize me otherwise.
 
Too easy mate!

But the dang shed is freezing about now, bloody cold I tell ya. My old bones don't care for this cold so much.

Ever get cold down your neck of the woods? I'd ask my pal Paul Hogan but he's not answering my calls. Ever since I sent him a picture of Ndogs Giant Chitlangi Bowie and told him his knife was girly man he don't wanna talk no more. I think I might have offended him. Reckon the roos crawl inside their own pouch when it gets chilly huh?
 
I'm sending you some cheese to go with your whine. You might have to hang onto it for a few days till it thaws out. I think it was in the 20's hear last night. I know it was way colder than 75 which is just about right.
 
One always must make some necessary compromises to maintain harmony in a relationship, but when the compromises start becoming too one-sided is where things go downhill. It's all about priorities, isn't it? But I know that I'm just an XXXXXXX, my ex-wife made sure that I was aware of that. Of course, that's one of the reasons why she's now my ex-wife.
I've had a full beard since 1967 or so, but I always kept it neatly trimmed for employment purposes. I decided this year that it would be interesting to just let it grow. My hair and beard are pretty much completely white, so by Christmas I should be able to play Santa Claus. In your case, I think you have a really fine-looking mustache.
But like was already posted, If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy...
 
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Bawanna said:
Too easy mate!

But the dang shed is freezing about now, bloody cold I tell ya. My old bones don't care for this cold so much.

Ever get cold down your neck of the woods? I'd ask my pal Paul Hogan but he's not answering my calls. Ever since I sent him a picture of Ndogs Giant Chitlangi Bowie and told him his knife was girly man he don't wanna talk no more. I think I might have offended him. Reckon the roos crawl inside their own pouch when it gets chilly huh?
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Haha you funny bugger, yeah it does get cold, but not so much on the coast. At the moment it's about 42 degrees Celsius :o chilling inside with the air con on thinking about which khuk I wanna take into the woods tomorrow.

The coldest it's been here in Newcastle was about 5 degrees, which is way past my comfort zone. The coldest I've ever been in is -5 at Bathurst, which was pretty darn cold. I'll be right thanks. Paul Hogan ain't got nothing on Ndogs bowies :D

Sorry Karda, I thought the asterisk was enough, won't happen again :)
 
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Hey man I say dig in and hold strong, well as long as ya can anyho..... You would feel nekid without it.
 
I say keep it:) Like Dan said, it's Movember. I'm growing out beard, and it's coming in....ok. I think Hobo Lumberjack is an apt description:D

I usually keep a 3 day stubble in the winter, and after 3 weeks I am getting antsy to shave this stuff off.

Be proud you can grow such awesome facial hair:) It's not as easy as you make it look:p
 
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