I mustache you a very important question?

I am a little late on the response Bawanna buddy but..... Don't shave that magnificent flavor saver! You might lose all of your powers and special abilities, much like Thor does when he gets his hair cut.

Please keep the facial hair.. I am a firm believer of "A happy wife is a happy life" but once in awhile you need to put your foot down. Today its the mustache and tomorrow its "all those damn knives".

Seriously though Joe... The mustache does suit you very nicely. The mustache gives you that "don't mess with me junior or you will find my boot in your arsss" type of look. I think you look great with the mustache.

It's up to you but remember, you never know what she wants you to remove next lol. I vote keep it...
 
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LoL, when I first met Hubby he was military with the really tight trimmed mustache. After he got out he went full lumberjack for a bit. My only requirement was that he kept the throat clean, none of that scruffy mess blending into the chest hair LOL. Now he trims it up about once a week. It is pretty thick so even though he keeps it really short it still is a full beard not that "I shaved yesterday" look. He is really pale so if he shaves I think he looks like a ghost LoL, last time I came home when he decided to shave it, I ordered him to grow it back and hid his straight razor so all he had was the trimmer.

My vote Bawanna hides out until she forgets the idea. No guy should trims his beard/'stache during the winter unless he is clean shaven all year long.
 
She aint goin nowhere! I say let it phillll out. My head is a calendar. You can tell what day of the week it is by the length of my "beard" and what time of the month it is by the length of hair on the side of my head (top dont tell ya anything). Dont do seasons tho.
 
Asking to shave or alter facial hair is over the line to the point of becoming a controller. It doesn't do anything good for a relationship. You have your own body and she has her own. Both of you need to accept each others faults. If your wife truly loves you for as you are, then facial hair should not be an issue. Grow it out with confidence, and if she don't like it grow it more. I've been bearded since the 1970's and I've maintained a composure that makes it a non issue.
 
If we had beard in the army when they took the ID pictures we were not supposed to shave afterwards.
Maybe you can make up something like this regarding your current employer.
Also some guys were allergic to shaving cremes and stuff.
If you say it hurts you get bonus points from females for sharing your feelings or whatever that's called.
 
@dan people having fun with lars van trier( a super artsy and famous director) he has a silly scene with a fox saying "chaos reigns" and someone thought kermit doing the bit would be more powerful and horrific
 
Bawanna said:
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BUT mom don't allow the dog on the couch, cat is ok, dog no no no........No puppy, no justice.
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one of my ex-wives made me shave off my 'stash once. she said i wasn't me anymore, and made me grow it back.

tell the missus you have set rules for the dog which everyone must enforce:
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Yeah right. A typical conversation took place via text yesterday.

Her to me- Do you have any interest in going to Disney On Ice tomorrow night?

Me to her- None at all, what time do we have to leave? Big place where they check for guns, knives liquor etc. I never been caught yet. Usually they wheel me past all the check points, what harm could a derelict old man do right?

I'm a woos...........................

You now where I'll be tonight.................................
 
Enjoy the show man! Wish I could join ya:rolleyes: Check your program guide will ya? Let me know when they get down south. Down here Mickey is a nutria rat and its ok to take your 12 gauge to the show;)
 
Well I survived. Made it through all the heavy backed up traffic and parking without a single expletive, not sure how I did that, sure determination.

The show was a little beneath me, I'm a big Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck fan but it was a little simple for a grown man even if he is a little immature. The kids dug it. Never saw so many little girls in Cinderella outfits. Good show, just be better if you took a kid.

Did discover a real good seat reserved for derelicts in wheelchairs, much lower and closer than where we usually sit so if I'm forced to ever go there again against my will we'll try to get those seats. They do have a bull ride rodeo there once in a while, ice racing motorcycles and of course hockey etc. Kids graduations were all held there.

Can't think of any reason to go back but I'm sure this won't be my last trip.
 
I treated my sister and her husband to Disney on Ice for her Birthday last year. They enjoyed it, but hardly talk about it. . Because her oldest daughter would never forgive us for not including her. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

As for the face hair, do what keeps harmony in the house. I'm bald on top. But before my hair went, my family thought I looked great with long hair. They used to give me a hard time, every time I cut it short. It grew back in 12 months (from ~1" long to down to my pecks in 1 year). Now I keep it short and it looks good.

I have not shaved my beard since Spring 2012. Mind you, I trim it at least once every 2 to 3 months. These days, it's every other week or so. I've taken to wearing a dust mask when power sanding and other dusty tasks in the shop. The long beard gets itchy under the mask and I don't get a good seal?. So I'm trimming it with the #1 setting on my trimmer. . . It's amazing how much warmer my face is, even with the short beard compared to being clean shaven.

If it helps, tell your wife that shaving it off will cause you to be colder. Brrr!
 
I've had a mustasche since HS, i aint shaving it for nobody, If an employer wants loooks over employment skills, then im not their guy.
simple philosphy ,
performance matters, not looks.
and growing a full beard takes at least 13 weeks for me. too long to grow" on my own time".lol
 
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My wife as usual just when my mustache is getting good is starting to whine.

She insist that I have a mustache since she claims when I have none I don't have an upper lip??????

BUT she doesn't like to let me let it Philllll out!

If I cut it Bookie won't have anything to give me crap about, facial hair and all.

I kind of like it, my kids think it's a valid and approved trade mark.

So do I give in to please the missus, being winter and all, with steps she could easily push me down anytime or man up and tell her to take me as I am warts and all?

Too gosh durn quiet around here for a few days. Need some conversation here, anything, anything at all.

Is there anyone alive out there?????
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thanks for the youtube link, uluapark. are you the last one that appears right at the end? can't tell if you once had facial hair.
i've grown my stash in 1850, and upgraded to beard 1.0beta in 1860. i finalized with beard 1.2 in 1863 and stayed with it ever since.
it covers up the arrow scar on my lip. durn injuns.

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Wow kron, you look good for your age buddy, what's your secret? Rubbing the wife's expensive creams into your skin? Lol
 
no, it's my girlfriend. she's an elder goddess, cthulhu's older and wiser sister. she gave me this nice minty iced tea drink that had her secret ambrosia mixture in it, a degenerate form of which the upstart greek pantheon used to ensure immortality. here's a recent (sometime in the last 100 yrs) sketch i made at the beach. photographs hadn't been invented yet.

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her real name is unpronounceable, (she likes me to call her snookums.) we who know her refer to her as ol' one-eye. don't ask how she lost it. she gets a bit moody if you do. you would likely not survive. if she decides to eat you, it takes around ten thousand millennia for you to get digested and die - even if you are in a large number of small chunks, you are conscious and in agony the whole time.

it involved the destruction of a few galaxies and untold millions of intelligent races.

she did say they gave her gas.

p.s. - she is also a bit sensitive about her appearance. she is one woman that above all you must not answer the question 'does my butt look big in this dress?' incorrectly. it took getting eaten, regurgitated after a few years, and being sewn back together by her a few times to learn to watch my language.
 
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Sad update.

Most of the stash is gone. She won't tolerate cutting it all off so I'd be on Bookie's and Cutie Curls good side but don't like it phillled out.

My son's say I lost my trademark and my credibility is down the loo. I do feel a bit more energy but I do miss it, it was just getting good where I could almost braid it.

I guess on the good side or bad side depending on the day and time, the wife is speaking to me again on a regular basis. Shes like a clam, when she's mad she just don't talk, so usually I don't even know what her boggle is. I've gotten to where I just don't fight it, usually in a few days she forgets what her boggle is too and all is well.

Hey it can grow back, it's still full and half manly. Not like I got an operation or anything like that ya know?
 
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