I Smell Bacon!!!!! . . . Buckets O' Bacon Flavored INFI ! ! ! . . . . . YOWZA!!

I just found out what it is! It's a MBM! Mutant Battle Mistress. 18" blade 24.5" OAL.

Guaranteed to carve any turkey with ease. In fact turkeys are so afraid of the MBM that at the sight of it they will roast and carve themselves. It's also guaranteed to keep even the rowdiest of Black Friday shoppers on best behavior. Truly epic!
 
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Basic Kukri for sure!!!! Black crinkle coat res-c handle yummy!

I could see this... Jerry has been having dreams of boomerangs after all. This might finally get them out of his head.


I predict B13!!!!!

Or maybe this? Either would be irresistible. How much do they pay for blood and sperm donations these days?



And how about some bacon wrapped ham in place of the turkey this year? Celebration for the newest basic addition.
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edit: Or...... or it may be the ASH 2 after all.
 
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Yep. Just got the notice. Calming, deep breaths now, Andy...;-)
 
Hmm... Was kinda hoping for something more epic (sword, or Kuhkri), or much less epic (small INFI blade). But I guess small-ish was already done. This is good (great) though!
 
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