I've read instructions, and watched YouTube videos on every conceivable sharpening method in the known universe. I've purchased various grit King Japanese wet stones all the way up to 8000. I've purchased a nice, new JRE Strop Bat. I've purchase a "Work Sharp" sharpener (best results yet, but I even eff'd that up... DAMMIT!) with different belts.
WHAT THE FRIGGIN' HELL AM I DOING WRONG?!?!
I swear, I must be the only one in the universe that can actually DULL a damn blade by stropping it. Black, Green, Pink, Plain -- using different methods and different blade types. I've spent hours upon hours trying to "master" what to most people seems to be a simple task, and my knives are starting to laugh at me.
I feel like slitting my damn wrists, but my frickin' knives are not sharp enough to do it!
What gives?
WHAT THE FRIGGIN' HELL AM I DOING WRONG?!?!
I swear, I must be the only one in the universe that can actually DULL a damn blade by stropping it. Black, Green, Pink, Plain -- using different methods and different blade types. I've spent hours upon hours trying to "master" what to most people seems to be a simple task, and my knives are starting to laugh at me.
I feel like slitting my damn wrists, but my frickin' knives are not sharp enough to do it!

What gives?