I understand, but i dont

My company has a not-uncommon prohibition against weapons in the work place. Each employee gets a 7-inch letter opener with a mighty-pointy tip and access to a kitchen well-stocked with bagel-slicing and birthday-cake stabbing knives.

To somebody, somewhere, this makes perfect sense...
 
Well, having had the same reaction from a few people, I slice em because I can't bite 'em (at least without risking breaking the caps off my front teeth).
 
I think we should ban all dangerous things to save more lives like cars, ladders, swimming pools, motorcycles, rollercoasters, and airplanes... and don't forget about knives and guns. Hey, if we banned all those things, we'd have anarchy with no way to stabilize things... what fun. :p

Mike
 
say 'if you can come over here and prepaire this apple to my specifications I will stop carrying this 'dangerous weapon'"
 
I cut up an apple almost every day at my office, along with cheese or whatever I happen to bring. I use whatever my current edc is. I generally wait till no one is looking at me though because the last few have included a Cuda Maxx, AFCK, and the Skirmish... :D

I got "caught" with my Spyderco Military while I was carrying that. I took a minute to show how the blade shape was just identical to the front end of a chef's knive, telling the questioner that it was a portable food preparation knife. Suddenly, everything was ok. :rolleyes:

By the way, when you cut up apples, I think, the smooth surfaces give you more flavor. And you get to play with your knives!

Also, by the way, the Military was the best food knife I've had, because it actually does mimic the front end of a chef's knife.

But seriously, I think the whole problem is the very dangerous confusion in the eyes of mis-informed peaceniks that somehow the tool or weapon is the problem. That if the ability is removed, then people will be rendered "safe." Its an attitude that distrusts people in general and also wants to mandate a general helplessness as some kind of solution for fear.

Knives don't cut people - people cut people. But try and tell one of the sheeple that - in their minds, guns and knives whisper to you in the night "kill someone... don't you want to kill someone..." So they think that if we can just emasculate the world, there will be no men to challenge them. So laws are passed to do just that. Look at England and what the weapon laws have done there.

Criminals just love this attitude. :mad:
 
you mean you couldnt just take out your glock and shoot the apple until it turned into applesauce? guns are tools too, you know.
 
nosilence said:
you mean you couldnt just take out your glock and shoot the apple until it turned into applesauce? guns are tools too, you know.

The law is very specific on this point: you must be in fear for your life from the apple before you shoot the hell out of it!

:D
 
DRider said:
The law is very specific on this point: you must be in fear for your life from the apple before you shoot the hell out of it!
And make a reasonable retreat. Unless you're at home (or in Indiana, in your curtilage)--then you can shoot all the fruit you want.
 
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