I went to the Renaissance Fayre....

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Ive chased a few wenches in my time...
 
rhino said:
Rennaissance Fairs are all about chicks and cleavage!

I approve of BOTH! :thumbup:
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In the name of the late Russ Meyer, I tip my cap to thee...

Now where was I...

(clears throat)

'By the loins of Ishtar, you're a comely wench! Care t'make the two-backed beast with the likes o' me?"
 
Personal favorite is the ale wench who had a large pickle inserted into the top of her bodice. Anybody who gave her a healhy tip got the privilidge of taking a bite of said pickle. Sadly, I was one of the late comers to the party and was presented with nothing but a mishmash of stub, pickle juice and saliva. I gave her the customary tip, but declined my reward. gives me a chuckle to this day.
 
Ahhh Yvsa, if only you knew...
I experienced things that few men outside of the pages of fiction ever experience...Renn Faire people often camp out on saturday nights to save money. All those women...tents... campfires..homemade mead and other drinks... I thank God for those nights.
I was once attacked by 12 belly dancers, stripped naked (in front of my friends, both male and female) and "absconded" for the rest of the night by two of them.
The next morning and for the next several weeks, I was no longer greeted by my name. The only greeting I ever seemed to hear was "You lucky son of a bitch.."
 
Sutcliffe said:
Personal favorite is the ale wench who had a large pickle inserted into the top of her bodice. Anybody who gave her a healhy tip got the privilidge of taking a bite of said pickle. Sadly, I was one of the late comers to the party and was presented with nothing but a mishmash of stub, pickle juice and saliva. I gave her the customary tip, but declined my reward. gives me a chuckle to this day.
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DAMMIT! I missed the pickle fair!!! :(
 
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