I would like to thank Pres. Obama

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Gollnick

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... for his bold a leadership and action to make the world a better place by...







getting the Royal Wedding out of the headlines.

Sometimes, the world's major problems demand dramatic action.
 
LMAO!!!! Bravo! :D :D :D
 
We didn't get him because of Obama, we got him inspite of Obama. If he wasn't running for re-election he would have sent in a team of lawyers to read him his rights, then brought him to N. Y. City, and tried him for disturbing the peace, then pardoned him for Bush being so mean to him.

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I hope the target was drenched in pig blood before burial at sea!
Burn in hell Osama...
 
:D

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Perfect.


Don't get me wrong. The wedding was all very nice. The bride was beautiful in her dress. The kissing on the balcony was well-done. And who doesn't enjoy getting a look at a 1969 Aston-Martin DB6?.... Oh, and it was nice to see that Prince Charles has finally found a way to make himself useful... by finding a use for British wine.

But enough of it already. We now return you to the real world... where terrorists need killing.
 
That's all well and good, but the really important issue is...........What was Michelle wearing?



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AeroNautiCal said:
Why would you hope that those conducting the burial would desecrate the corpse?
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Exactly. That would be gratuitous and unnecessary toward accomplishing the real primary mission: pushing the Royal Wedding out of the headlines.

We tried tornados. We tried major floods. It didn't work. That wedding was just too powerful.

We even went off and found the flight data recorder from that Air France flight. A lot of attention that got... not. Probably because nobody in America reads any article with the word French in the headline.

Big problems demand big solutions. So, with the problem seeming to grow every day, Obama had to take bold action; being a poker player himself, he knew that the only way to beat a royal full house is a straight flush. And who better to flush... errr... bury at sea... than Bin Laden.

Well played, Mr. President. Well played.
 
AeroNautiCal said:
Why would you hope that those conducting the burial would desecrate the corpse?
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Exactly. That would be gratuitous and unnecessary toward accomplishing the real primary mission: pushing the Royal Wedding out of the headlines.

We tried tornados. We tried major floods. It didn't work. That wedding was just too powerful.

We even went off and found the flight data recorder from that Air France flight. A lot of attention that got... not. Probably because nobody in America reads any article with the word French in the headline.

Big problems demand big solutions. So, with the problem seeming to grow every day, Obama had to take bold action; being a poker player himself, he knew that the only way to beat a royal full house is a straight flush. And who better to flush... errr... bury at sea... than Bin Laden.

Well played, Mr. President. Well played.
 
I would have preferred that President Bush had ordered a successful hit on bin Laden. It would have been even better it President Clinton had done it. But, for whatever reasons, neither did.

So, yes, thanks to President Obama for succeeding where others failed. Well done.
 
Gollnick said:
... for his bold a leadership and action to make the world a better place by...







getting the Royal Wedding out of the headlines.

Sometimes, the world's major problems demand dramatic action.
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I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to you lot over the pond on behalf of us normal Brits.
Sorry we still have this ridiculous monarchy.
Sorry they insist on telling us that their incestuous unions represent some form of momentous occasion.
and above all else,
Sorry that it has been dragged on for so very long

It does sound like you lot have heard much more about it than we really have, however.
 
I quite enjoyed the wedding. The Brits seem so much more civilized and decent than many that we have here in the Colonies. I'll trade our Detroit for your London, please.

I was quite influenced by the hat of Princess Beatrice, and it seems that I was not the only one:

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pbonanza said:
I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to you lot over the pond on behalf of us normal Brits.
Sorry we still have this ridiculous monarchy.
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Again, let me say that I don't want to diss the Royal Wedding. It was truly a great wedding. Nobody but nobody does weddings like the British. Nobody does funerals like the Vatican and nobody does weddings like the British. It's your unique talent, so celebrate it with pride.

And what is America's special talent? That would be taking few simple facts and stretching them into three weeks of 24/7 "news" coverage. Nobody does that better than we Americans do.

And so for weeks before the wedding we had the wedding. "We interrupt our regularly-scheduled special continuous coverage of the lead-up to the Royal Wedding to bring you the latest breaking bulletin: New rumors have emerged about Kate's dress!!!! And now for complete coverage of these latest rumors, we go live via satellite to our special Dress Rumor Reporter in London...." Oh my goodness... And then there was the actual wedding, of course. And for days and days after that all we had was post-wedding coverage. The entire nation was on the verge of, "if I hear one more psychoanalysis of one more hat, I'm going to kill someone!" And the obvious next direction was to look more closely at this whole Elton John thing... not a good idea. A national crisis was brewing. Bold action was needed.

The Pope tried to break this terrible cycle. Unfortunately, he didn't die so we could have one of those epic Vatican Funerals. Instead, he just beatified John Paul II. It wasn't enough.

We tried killing off one of Gadhafi's kids, but that's been done before. Yawn.

It's not really the Brits' fault. Y'all had a nice wedding. You wore some nice hats (nobody but nobody does ladies' hats like the British). And now you're over it. It's not your fault that the American media, like an American Pitt Bull Terrier, had locked its jaws on the thing and was now busy doing what it does best.

After the Pope failed, the President did the right thing... and thank goodness for it. Today, we have enjoyed a day blissfully free of guest list updates. Instead of spending another divisive day arguing over which kiss was better, we spend the day unified in our celebration of one success.

Mission Accomplished, Mr. President.





Oh.... and killing that Bin Laden guy was a good bonus. Nice work on that too.
 
Haha... so the Royal Wedding was "Trumped" by Obama playing the Osama card!
 
There was about 2 weeks build up to the wedding over here but it was easily avoided by watching another channel or listening to the radio or watering the lawn.
On the actual day though we had a solid 11 hours of continuous wedding coverage. It was nice to see some soldiers in their best uniforms and the flypast by about half of the RAF. Those old carriages were quite interesting too.
Aparently there's been an election in Canada but there was nothing in the news.
 
Thank Pres. Obama HA. Thank those 40 Navy Seals who were on the ground with their lives on the line. The Rock Star( Pres Obama) did what he usually does, smile and take credit for what someone else does. Is it amazing what a little water boarding can accomplish. God Bless America and all troops that have served.
 
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