I would like to thank Pres. Obama

[KuRUpTD]

They've decided not to release the photos ... why ?

 

[Bad Boy Productions]

I hope the target was drenched in pig blood before burial at sea!
Burn in hell Osama...

LOL! ^^ I SECOND that! ^^^^^

 

[Gollnick]

Aparently there's been an election in Canada but there was nothing in the news.

Really? Well, that was as well-kept a secret as Bin Laden's location.

 

[Gollnick]

They've decided not to release the photos ... why ?

Why bother?

Th mission, to sweep the Royal Wedding out of our headlines and cure America of a rapidly-spreading plague of wedding mania, has been accomplished.

Those pictures can be filed in the bottom drawer of the Resolute Desk for future use in case of any more crisis on the order of the Royal Wedding.

 

[KEmSAT-Survival]

What I'm confused as heck about is why people in the USA are so enamored with a Royal wedding. Call me crazy, but, I thought this nation fought a war because it didn't want jack poopy to do with Royals.

 

[AeroNautiCal]

They've decided not to release the photos ... why ?

So they can release them when the Royal Divorce fills the media...

 

[Gollnick]

So they can release them when the Royal Divorce fills the media...

Exactly. We certainly hope not... but a responsible president has to prepare for such eventualities.

 

[UffDa]

OBL isn't really dead. I heard that he is hiding in Brazil with Hitler, Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis.

 

[AeroNautiCal]

Exactly. We certainly hope not... but a responsible president has to prepare for such eventualities.

The only issue which trumps a royal wedding or royal funeral (from a media perspective) is that of royal infidelity...

 

[Gollnick]

I saw in the news today the real reason that Obama wisely held those pictures back: the Royal Newlyweds are planning to visit America in July! I predict a photo release... or maybe a leak... in the later-half of July.

 

[UffDa]

I saw this in the local newspaper. I thought it would fit well in this thread. I hope it's not too political.

 

[pierced]

The adults handled the raid but when Hussein started manipulating the facts it turned into a CF. That tells me all I need to know. That he would now threaten Kadhafi with his new 'kill toy' is tacky and appalling - only a child would think of it.

 

[UffDa]

DUDE! This is humor type thread. If you want to make political statements, take your opinions to the Political forum.