If money was no object

i would make everyone at benchmade very rich maybe buy a large portion of the company and set up shop in there R&D department
 
I'd start by getting limited runs of Benchmade knives produced, FFG versions of popular knives. Maybe resurrect the Ruckus and skirmish with super steel.

start investing in fledgling knifemakers who show promise.

Commission reproductions of some discontinued knives and blades.
 
If money were no object then I'd work hard to find happiness in an old Case pocket knife as the anticipation is 99% of the fun for me.
 
Id tell everyone in NYC to carry whatever the hell they want. I would pay the best lawyers to get you all out of trouble. Eventually leading to the laws getting changed. Lets start the revolution!
 
I would buy chefgets balisong collection lolololololololo, I would finish every collection I have, just every end I would buy whats missing. I also might start a company of some sort.
 
If money were no object I'd have something equivalent to CPM S500V produced on a space station at Alpha Centauri.
 
Buy out Kabar,start using super steels and change some designs for maximum durabity,find the best heat treatment method and have a top notch quality control.I would also get the company to start making custom blades.
 
I would buy the New Jersey legislators so they can get rid of these dum knife laws we have.
 
Get Spyderco to bring out a Charlie Mike design as an incentive to new upcoming US knife makers. Have a competiton for best amateur design, then make it.
 
I'm sure that I could take some of that money and find some really fine folders among the companies as we have them today. CRK, Peter R, Spyderco, Benchmade, ZT, Hinderer. I guess I could finally afford to buy a Hinderer XM-18.
Sonny
 
I'd need a jumbo jet anyways to check up on business around the planet with all these knife companies in my ownership. I'd need a big one like an airbus 380 customized complete with swimming pool on board and a chef BBQing poolside at 40,000 feet.

I would extend an invitation to all BF members for a free trip aboard her all inclusive. Paying members get to fly up front in the cushy wide seats, and the users can sit back in steerage in regular seats :D. Everybody will have to go through airport security, but since this is a private flight the security will not let anyone board without a knife. No knife no ride.
 
I'd buy back all the knives and tools confiscated by airport security and send 'em all home to their proper owners... :)
 
I would hire blackwater mercenaries to find out who stole Ken onion's custom knives and then push him slowly into a wood chipper feet first
 
Buy Cold Steel and move 90% of production stateside. Offer more steel choices and name Andrew Demko "grand poobah"
you forgot the part where you make Lynn Thompson wear a too-too and piggy outfit until he stops being such an embarrassment to the knife and gun community
 
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