If you could only have ONE knife

Macchina

Macchina

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Okay, so your in a plane and it crashes (bet you didn't see that coming)! You are in the life raft with the other 20 survivors. Slowly you dispatch of them in their sleep (to better ration the food and please the sharks). Eventually you are alone and you see land. You swim ashore, and find yourself on an oasis island with a population of 300 beautiful women. They have a thriving adult beverage industry, but no clothing industry to speak of:D . You can only have one knife for the rest of your life, which would it be? Remember, you are going to have to open wine for the ladies, take apart stuff and fix it for the ladies, do cool tricks with your knife to impress the ladies, shave with it so you're smooth for the ladies (and maybe even shave the ladies:jerkit: ). Also remember you don't have a belt to hang it from, and you probally won't be building a raft to escape the island.

(This post is of course in response to the overwhelming amount of these threads, and is in no way reflective of my imagination...)
 
(You can only have one knife for the rest of your life, which would it be?)

Anza Zen
 
in this case u will need a long range rifle to keep future survivors from reaching ur island.
 
I like this one! Lot's of nekid womens! I'm goin with Delica 4. Not a multi but it's a wonderful knife...hey that could be a new movie! "It's a Wonderful Knife!" Everytime a lock snaps into place an angel get's a new knife!
 
I would choose a leatherman with the best tools.sure to get ooh's and ah's evertime I used it for a different job.:)
 
(This post is of course in response to the overwhelming amount of these threads, and is in no way reflective of my imagination..)
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This is a unique idea for a thread - I'm surprised nobody ever posted one like this before. :D :D :D
 
I can't believe people are so unobservant, and so incapable of using the search feature. I'm not referring to the starter of this thread obviously. :)
 
Ikarus said:
Busse Fusion Battle Mistress, because as we all know, size DOES matter ;)
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Darn right, but I hate to admit I put the FBM to shame;)(any ladies out there?). Anyway the FBM has lanyard holes around the choil and the pommel that I would make a rope and string it through to hang over my shoulder. I would make a sheath out of Hemp or stuff if need be. Dont need pants when you can make a hanging sheath.
 
Man, who needs an island full of women?!!! I have enough trouble with just the one. I don't need that many headaches. Besides, shouldn't they be doing all the entertaining?

My luck, they'd all be lesbian anyways. Go figure.
 
Shiva Kai Merc in samurai steel with buffalo horn handles.It would definately take care of the shaving and killing people.
 
I'd select an ontario machete with an 18 inch blade. The steel would be easy to sharpen, and I could crack coconuts with aplomb. I could use such a weapon to dig a pit and slice fish. I just hope I'd have a file to reprofile the handle...
 
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