If you could only have ONE knife

Thirteen Women

Last night I was dreamin'
Dreamed about the H-Bomb
Well the bomb-a went off and I was caught
I was the only man on the ground

There was-a 13 women and only one man in town
Thirteen women and only one man in town
And as funny as it may be
The one and only man in town was me
With 13 women and me the only man around

I had 2 gals every morning
Seein' that I was well fed
And believe-a you me, one sweetened my tea
While another one buttered my bread

Two gals gave me my money
Two gals made me my clothes
And another sweet thing bought me a diamond ring
About forty carats I suppose

Well, 13 women and only one man in town
There was-a 13 women and only one man in town
It was something I can't forget
Because I think of those 13 women yet
Well-a 13 women and only one man around

I had 3 gals dancin' the Mambo
Three gals ballin' the jack
And-a all-a the rest really did their best
Boy they sure were a lively pack

I thought I was in Heaven
And all of these angels were mine
But I woke up and I ended the dream
'Cause I had to get to work on time

Well-a 13 women and only one man in town
There was-a 13 women and only one man in town
No I can't tell where I've been
'Cause I kinda think that someday I'll go back again
To those 13 women and me the only man around

Well-a 13 women and me the only man around
Well-a 13 women and me the only man around
 
I'm with you baliblaster on the Shiva Ki Merc. I have one that he made for me last year. The finest blade I have ever owned. He breathing life into a Small Spirit, a Samurai Spirt, and a Super Merc for me this year. I have never felt a better blade in my hand. These knives feel alive in your hand and have the egde holding ability that is simply amazing.
 
Do tricks with to impress the ladies... needs to be big and strong, good blade for shaving... a large BM 42MC?
 
Probably something small (don't want the ladies thinking I'm over compensating for something) like my SAK Midnight Manager. I could use the little LED light to let the women know when I'm ready for the next in line, and I could use the pen to write notes to the ladies, and the scissors to keep myself groomed.
 
I would bring this.
http://www.wengerna.com/browse/product.jsp?prod_id=1260&cat_id=1&cat_name=Knives&sub_cat_id=23

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I would not have a knife on me because they wouldn't allow me to carry one on a plane. My knife in the luggage compartment probably would have survived but would probably be somewhere in the remains in the swamp. In McGyver fasion I would take parts of the wreckage and make a trap that doubles as a solar cooker.......................
 
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