If you ever find yourself in Belarus...

[Gorog]

Particularly in Mikoltsy...beware. On May 14th, a plague, I kid you not, a plague of legendary proportions descended upon the poor, unfortunate souls living in that village. That plague was a monstrous swarm of mosquitos, so loud from the hundreds of tiny wings beating hundreds of times a minute, that it blocked out vehicular noises, so dense, that they blocked out the sky. When I first saw pictures of the swarm descending on the village, I literally thought 'that looks a lot like a tornado'.
Hopefully, government or some form of equipped professionals in mosquito killing came along to save the villagers from the high likelihood of contracting a disease from these little monsters, not to mention the painful results of thousands of mosquito bites. I don't know if the vampyric beasts left or whatever happened, but hopefully, no one died....
Well, that is all the news I have. Peace, and smoke up for those villagers.
David