If you had to sell two.....

[mymindisamob]

ROFLMAO!!!! Now thats FUNNY! :thumbup:

My wife was really eyeballin' my HH when I showed her my post.
Gotta love a woman who is your best friend and greatest nemesis at the same time. Keeps life interesting.

 

[Guyon]

Making you sell two? Sounds like she thinks she wears your pants.

What else does she make you do?

 

[idahoskunk]

you had to "sell" two, which two would you "sell?"

i would sell my first born and his sister... prolly keep the youngest boy, he's a good kid...

 

[Rescue Mike]

On the wedding night, my wife and I were sitting in the Hotel room, when an idea struck me..

"Here.." I said, as I took off my pants. "Put these on."

The pants swallowed her. "I can't wear these!" She complained.

"That's right! I wear the pants in this family!" I proudly proclaimed.

"Well here. Put these on." She offered me her little string panties.

"There's no way I could get into those" I objected.

"That's right.. While you wear the pants in this family, YOU ARE NOT GETTING IN MINE!"

 

[Guyon]

Aw heck, just sell them all, buy her a ring, and get hitched.




























Just kidding...

Wait till she's good and asleep and then scream NO REGRETS! into her ear.

Then run. Run like the wind.

With your knives.

 

[aaronjayl]

..."That's right.. While you wear the pants in this family, YOU ARE NOT GETTING IN MINE!"

DOH!!!

 

[BillyJoeBob]

If you had to sell two?!?

Boy, that sounds like a slippery slope situation to me. Why not three or four? Gives me shivers down the spine.

Talk like that just shouldn't be allowed around these parts.

Cheers,
BJB

 

[THEGRATENATE]

Well you already handed "two" over to her why not sell a couple of your knives? Put all of them up and stipulate that only two will be sold.

 

[David Brown]

Well you can allways get a new girlfreind.............................wait a minute post a picture of yourself & we will see?? You might have to sell the knives










Just kidding

 

[on_the_edge]

Well since nobody else has made an offer at this point, I will be first.

I will give you $1,000,000,000 for those knives. Please let me know if that is acceptable. If not, I will pay you $1,000,000 to sleep with your g/f for ONE night. And if that is not acceptable, I think I'll go dig a nickel out of the couch cushions, go across the street, and get me some lemonade.

 

[longbeachguy]

Tell your GF that you'll sell your INFI as soon as she sells all her handbags and shoes.. :thumbup:

My wife says that's different. She can't explain why but she assures me it is.

 

[TNRat]

No offense, but I would dump the girlfriend and find one less controlling.

 

[Tohatchi NM]

Keep the standard FSH, sell everything else, including the GF.

 

[DonL]

"Why do you have so many knives? You only ever use one at a time..."

"Well, why do you have so many purses and pairs of shoes? You only ever use one at a time..."

 

[Tony G]

Really what is the big deal.

JUST SAY NO

 

[Hog Feet]

Tell her only a woman who loves and supports you for who you are is worthy of being your wife someday.



If she still won't let go of your "pair" then get a new girlfriend.