If you were Santa what folder would you carry?

[rje58]

A Ho-Ho-Hogue EX(mas)-01 of course!

and a fixed blade, too:

Kellam Knives Saami Reindeer Knife

 

[b00n]

That GEC Whaler came to mind for some reason.

 

[HOKIE_FAN]

Something with a Big Belly.

 

[GatorFlash1]

I bet Santa has one of these strapped under his belt.

THAT IS A GOOD ONE! DOES IT COME WITH A STOCKING HANGING BY THE FIREPLACE SHEATH?

HERE IS AN ADULT VERSION OF THE CHRISTMAS SONG FOR KNIFE LOVERS.

 

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Something with a Big Belly.

Just so we're on the same line here. Are you referring to Santa or to the knife?

 

[HOKIE_FAN]

 

[abcdef]

Santa does not need a knife.

 

[Dfunk1210]

Santa does not need a knife.

Why not? He lives in the North Pole. He manufactures toys all year. He breaks into almost every home on earth every year. Im pretty sure he has a use for a blade.

 

[SteelJunkee]

Proof

 

[SteelJunkee]

Pierre Reverdy Customs "Santa Claus"

 

[91bravo]

 

[Justin Schmidt]

Koeing arius that's been anodized red with red and blad CF show side

 

[Butch]

If I were sneaking into people's houses in the middle of the night, I would carry the largest knife possible...along with a pistol.

I would send an elf in first as a decoy.

 

[Pilsner]

Santa does not need a knife.

Prosaic answer, suitable to your name, but it is one with which I wholeheartedly agree.

The only other possible answers are:

A) Case Peanut

B) SMATCHET!

 

[Hackenslash]

Prosaic answer, suitable to your name, but it is one with which I wholeheartedly agree.

The only other possible answers are:

A) Case Peanut

B) SMATCHET![/s]

I agree with the Smatchet option for Santa. And somehow I think he has a Cold Steel Boar Spear in his sleigh. And a Trench Hawk.

I just don't see Santa as a folder type of guy. Those mittens are damn thick.

Maybe an auto?

 

[Lapedog]

According to Finns Santa lives in Finland, so a puuko I guess?

 

[GundaManiac]

A Christmas Buck. Reindeer, buck, get it?

You mean like this?

 

[Pilsner]

According to Finns Santa lives in Finland, so a puuko I guess?

No, no, no. As an children’s author once said on British radio in an interview following a silly news story, in which a headteacher had told an entire primary school that Father Christmas did not exist, “It is something to do with love..” I have always remembered that, and remember every year.

 

[Tommy-Chi]

Santa does not need a knife.

Santa lives in the wilderness, the boondocks, way up North. Santa has helpers and they have to take care of the reindeer. I think if there is a Santa, well we all know there is a Santa right, he has a knife that allows him to do all the chores associated with farming and taking care of livestock. Why, I'll bet Santa has many knives to do such a function!

 

[John_0917]

I would steal 365 gift knives each year and open one each day, new knife day everyday!