If your EDC could talk....

Probably something along the lines of:

"Stop your griping. The law says you gotta carry little midget knives like me, so there!"

or

"Oh no! Not again!"
 
Delica: "stop trying to find 13.5 different ways to open me, my spine is sore."
Opinel: "Oui! I am le useless!"
CRKT Alaska Bwana: "Don't you wish I wasn't 440?"
Kershaw JYDII: "So I have a weight problem. But i'm PRETTY!"
SAK's: "sadface, I'm bored."
Kershaw Leek: "quit fiddling with me! NO MORE TORX BITS PLZ!!"

etc etc.

funny thread.
 
My BM 556 isn't even talking to me right now. It's sitting over on the couch with it's arms crossed having a brew, mad-dogging the crap outta me.
 
my delica says "either keep me open or close me and no your arm hair dosent taste good":eek:

my bm615 says "I know im bigger and heavier than the others but please use me more"

my cqc-7bw says "I know you hate sharpening me but im more than a letter opener":grumpy:

my rc-3 says "dude I know you like to keep me there but the small of your back is definitely not small or your back, its more like your butt crack":eek:
 
All of my EDC's would say, "His blood is tasty!" :D

I have the scars to prove it, the little SOB's...
 
Hurry up and sharpen me so I can get to work!

It's been over 3 weeks that I haven't had a knife because it's taking a really long time to reprofile the blades... I think I'm just gonna give up and have them sent to the factory.
 
new delica

out of box:

"you better wash those hands before you start pawing on me, buddy boy"


after first day of edc:

"was it good for you?"


at present:

"let's keep this as a no strings thing; sure i'm your number one right now, but we both know you got a wandering eye and i don't wanna get hurt down the line"

:D
 
use me use me! stop carrying and not using me! (IWB knife)

my alox saks would say: stop just opening beer bottles...cut MORE! (right front pocket "user" knife)

my sak mini champ\manager on the keychain: stop opening beer with my big brotha (soldier)! use mee too!! i CAN open beer too!

Kool thread guys!
LOL
Maxx
 
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