If your knives could talk?

My BK2 would be bored to tears.
My Eskabar would most likely be begging for a vacation! I love that little guy!
 
My 14 would say, "Strip me, already, you've scratched most of the finish off anyway". The 10 would probably say, "get some handles on me and put me to work!".
 
My new 14 is probably saying, "you've wrapped me up in cord, hung me upside down, and you can't keep your hands off me! Does your finger have to go in there?"
 
My BK2 would confess to me that he wishes he had a few more inches like his younger but biger brother.He gets jelous but i tell him... ''its not the size of the blade,its how you use it!''
 
if my beckers started talking to me, i'd smack them around until they stopped. also, they lie, and there was never a sheep.

"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that the Campanion will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.... In the event that the Campanion does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
— GLaDOS, Portal

'''Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.'''

that is all...
 
My BK2 would say "What am I doing in this drawer with all of these Busses?"

My BK9 would say "When are we going to chop some more firewood?"

My BK10 would say "Why aren't we together yet?"
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top