I'm a Busse Noobee....

Tballetta

Tballetta

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.....and I couldn't be happier about it. After long admiring INFI from afar I finnally took the plunge and ordered my brand new Battle Mistress today!! Yipeee!!!!

Now I'm a little scared. It seems a difficult mistress she may be. Having me have all her sisters coming to my haouse and me supporting them. Taking a second job and selling off all my other hog wannabe blades.

Am I Doomed? Will it Hurt? What is a poor boy to do? I am in her spell and there is no going back.

Please welcome me my enslaved hog brothers.
 
welcome but

TURN BACK NOW BEFORE ITS TO LATE, CANCEL YOUR ORDER AND DON'T LOOK BACK, BUSSE IS THE MADUSA OF KNIVES AND WILL CAPTURE ALL YOU HOLD DEAR :eek: :eek: :eek:

RUN AWAY!!!!!
 
Yes, you are doomed!!

You might as well have your boss make out all your paychecks out to Jerry right now.... :p
 
and forget eating 3 meals per day, you might be able to afford one meal a week if you don't get bit too bad...
 
Doomed?? Thats an understatement...LOL Lets just say where you are now is where I was a month ago. Was looking to spend about $150 for a fixed blade, which turned into $340 for a HR with Mags and over the past month has turned into $1500 if you count the FBM I'm about to order once I make up my damn mind on a color scheme. Hmmm, Tan w/ Green Linen Mags or OD w/ Black Canvas Mags to match my HR and PBS....Hmmmmm
 
if you have any kids you might want to help them get a job or send them to live with amy-o. she'll feed them....
 
idahoskunk said:
if you have any kids you might want to help them get a job or send them to live with amy-o. she'll feed them....
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Can a person survive off of cheesecake alone??? :p
 
idahoskunk said:
and forget eating 3 meals per day, you might be able to afford one meal a week if you don't get bit too bad...
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That, or get used to eating Top Ramon for the rest of your life...
 
old news papers work well for night time warmth... burning the cardboard sheaths busse's come in is a common practice amongst the surviving hogs
 
Whew!!! Thanks guys I feel better now. I thought it was going to be really bad. Like whips, chains, leather and public humiliation.

Money, who needs stinking money?

By the way. How much Vitamin C and protein does INFI have in it anyway?

She's Black with green linen micarta. The same way I like my coffee.
 
Tballetta said:
Whew!!! Thanks guys I feel better now. I thought it was going to be really bad. Like whips, chains, leather and public humiliation.

Money, who needs stinking money?

By the way. How much Vitamin C and protein does INFI have in it anyway?

She's Black with green linen micarta. The same way I like my coffee.
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I tried black and went back.... to just tan.
 
that a boy Tballetta, good attitude!!

i wouldn't worry about pain or discomfort, most people starve to death in the first week or so.....
 
Ordered an FBMLE last night.

Had tuna from a can for lunch today.

Oh, the addiction...

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Tballetta
Welcome to the Busse forum and our madness. I hope you stick around and join in our discussions.

:D:D
 
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