Im bored... what'ya carrying today...

THAT'LL teach me!
Im still doing jury service, but got searched by a different (equally HOT!) female guard, and yesterday she confiscated all my keys coz of the LM Micra. I had to hand em in at reception & get a receipt to collect them when leaving court.
So, I took the Micra off my keys!
Today, I put my keys in the tray & she confiscated em AGAIN coz of the Utilikey!

(I STILL had my Swisscard in my THE Wallet though!) Theyve not found THAT! (yet!)
 
If these guards are as hot as you say then try duct taping a knife to your body so they have to strip search you. ;) :thumbup:

Of course if I tried this, with my luck, I would end up getting probed by a fat, hairy middle aged bald guy. :eek: :barf:
 
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Well, the 1st guard joked that she gets a "fiver" (£5.00) for every knife she finds, so, on leaving that night I joked that id come in the next day with a machete strapped to my leg!
D'oh! Kinda like the dumbasses who "joke" about having a weapon or explosives in their luggage at airports!

Thankfully, the guards were all very nice about it, & when the receptionist saw the size of the LM Micra she "rolled her eyes" at them confiscating it!

So, I picked em up & rolled em back to her! LOL
 
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