I'm Going to Court With Jim March....

Vampire Gerbil

Vampire Gerbil

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Howdy Folks!
Hiya Jim!

I was sitting here pondering away at the many different ways to say, "GOOD LUCK, JIM!!", when it hit me like a flock of ducks shot outta an F14's tailpipe!
Why not go WITH Jim?

After all, I have many, MANY years of experience with the Judicial System of our great land.

I admit, it takes a while for the judges to figure out where I'm coming from, but that's not unusual for me. I'll just wear him down with my charm.
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Anyways, I know that appearance is very important whilst presenting one's self to a court, so I just wanted to show that I know how to properly present myself.

Don't worry, no camo!

Here's a picture of me during my last court appearance.I felt that the judge wasn't treating me fairly, so I taunted him a bit.

The bailiff took this pic for evidence in my upcoming case.

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Unfortunately, this picture was taken before I took to wearing my wife's nightie, so you'll just have to use your imagination for that little visual.

Jim, I'll need your home address, as I have absolutely nowhere to stay.
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Always happy to help, I remain,
VG

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.


 
Ever since I found (stumbled) onto his website, I worry. Period.

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"Absolute safety is for those who don't have the balls to live in the real world."
St. Mary's County, Republik of Marilundt

 
Good luck Jim! You may need it if that shows up
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I can see where that look would be intimidating though.
 
Oh boy. VG I believe you have Jim's best interests at heart, but if this trial gets national attention with you rolling back your eyes in the front row, we might not even be left with sharp pencils.
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LD
"Every Dog Has His Day"
BFC Member Since October 2, 1998

 
Any one want to explain to ignorant ole' me why Jim's going to court?

And anyone ELSE want to explain why he would possibly let VG go with him? Ouch! That picture was, well, painful. =)

Best of luck to both.
 
Barry Jones - You're not gonna believe this but you're not the person to say that they worry about me!
When I worked with my father, he said that just about every day.
Now that I work in one of the most volatile places on the east coast, he's really nervous!


RockSpyder - See above.
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GeneL74 - Golly! I never thought that picture would be intimidating!!! Maybe if I wore the red miniskirt with matching thigh-highs and Wonderbra, it woulda been.
That picture's calm..... really calm.

Mike - If you ever need free legal assistance, I'd be more than happy to help you out. Just get me the email address of the prosecuting attorney(s) and judge and I'll take care of the rest.

LuckyDog - Just let 'em TRY to dull our pencils!!!
That's what the Cold Steel's FOR!!
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Gator - Take a look at: http://www.bladeforums.com/ubb/Forum32/HTML/001609.html
That kinda sums up what Jim's doing... you can email him for more info and see his Manifesto.
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That pic didn't hurt me a bit! It was the handcuffs LATER that hurt!
(Funny, but I usually get a kick outta cuffs too!)

Off to my 13 year old's X-Mas Chorale wearing a floral print dress, lime green thigh-highs, long orange wig, S&W, H&K, S&M... wooops, forget that last one,
IB VG

[This message has been edited by Vampire Gerbil (edited 09 December 1999).]
 
Had me going there VG.....I thought you were going to Court Jim March, as in the old fashion way of dating!

My what a lovely picture of you, just as I had imagined, but then folks liked the one of my Khurkri holding as well, they didn't care much for me having it here at work, I think I'll be getting the Ax pretty soon in regards to bringing in larger type edged thingys.

Oh well, can't please everyone.

Good luck in court!
G2

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at least have the decency to be vague. Stephen Wright

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Gillett PA

 
Gary - Naaaahhhh.... I'm not gonna court Jim.
He's too much of a tease and he always says that the dresses I wear make my ass look fat.
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Are they gonna make you trade your Kukri in for that ax they're gonna give ya?

Living in a cul-de-sac at the end of a one way street, unable to get out, I remain,
VG
Heh heh... My dogs get SUCH a kick outta my clever references!!!!

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.


 
I can just see Jim in court now:

*points at VG*

That, your Honour, is why I want a gun.

[This message has been edited by Andre Simpson (edited 09 December 1999).]
 
Now presenting:

Dante's -Witness for the Prosecution...

Announcer mode on-

"Brought to you live from at least the 4th circle... (by Tide...)

Announcer mode off-

Jingle mode..."Cause if Jim doesn't make you crap pants with glee, VeeGee will at least make you pee..."

Cut to tape...

 
VG,

Baaaaahhhhhhhhhhawawaaaahha hahaha this was the first thread I looked at tonight and I'm still on the floor !!!

Interested in coming to Sturgis for the 2000 rally? I know you can make a small fortune being best man er thing at all the biker weddings that'll take place. Hell, Jim might be coming this year and you could ride on the back of his bike. Now THAT would be a picture
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Well, I always wondered what a Vampire Gerbil looked like! Nice weapons BTW. Are you going to court with Jim cause he didnt like the nighty? HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Love the picture! Is that a Russian Hind in the picture? Oh man if you ever get to Montana look me up and we will go to this Cowboy bar I know for $hits and grins!

Seriously, good luck in the court!

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[This message has been edited by Rob Simonich (edited 09 December 1999).]
 
My new mantra:

"It's OK Jim, you're in California and he's in New Joisey"
"It's OK Jim, you're in California and he's in New Joisey"
"It's OK Jim, you're in California and he's in New Joisey"
"It's OK Jim, you're in California and he's in New Joisey"
"It's OK Jim, you're in California and he's in New Joisey"
"It's OK Jim, you're in California and he's in New Joisey"

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Seriously now...I'm the one going to court, see also the thread on main titled "Upcoming BF special event..." started by me for more info.

VG, when I saw that pic today I damn near died laughing. Awesome
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Jim
 
Andre - Ya know, when you put it that way, I can see your point. Which leads me to the conclusion that I oughta be issued an international CCW cuz that's the guy I see every day in the MIRROR!!

Sammy B - Leave it to you to come up with the Forum's first scatological jingle!
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Bald1 - I hope you're off the floor by now, cuz I need a place to sleep! I'm tired of sleeping upside down all the time cuz no matter how hard I adjust, the cape keeps flopping in my face and I drool incredibly acidic drool on it!
Would you like the other 4 pictures from the "Courtroom" series?

As for Sturgis, due to monetary and geographical reasons, I'm afraid that I wouldn't be able to make it.
Besides, Bikers scare me!!!!!!
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Mr. Simonich - Glad you like the weapons! I wanted to add the H&K 91 (camoflaged, unfired) but couldn't figure out where to hold it.
(It's amazing! I'm actually HEARING the smartass replies to THAT one!!)
Might I take this opportunity to compliment you on YOUR work sir! I'm on an automatic kick at the moment, but I'm gonna grab some of yours in the coming year.
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Actually, I believe it's a Sikorsky in the pic.
(It's a USMC poster)

I'll take you up on that offer if I ever get to Montana! Lord knows that it's getting scary hear in NJ.
Planes keep crashing really close to me!
2 Weeks ago a plane crashed about 3 miles from where I work (in an OIL REFINERY, for crying out loud!) and tonight, another plane crashed about 15 miles from me.
Both of 'em landed in residential neighborhoods.

Hoping NOW that people won't think I'm crazy for staring at the sun, I remain,
VG

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.


 
Jim?

Someone made an offer on my house and the closing is scheduled for February, then we move to the west coast!
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Someone made an offer on my house and the closing is scheduled for February, then we move to the west coast!
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Someone made an offer on my house and the closing is scheduled for February, then we move to the west coast!
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Heh heh heh

Ya know, I was getting worried when I didn't see you respond to this.
I thought you might really think I wanted to move in with you for a while!!!!
(Sorry, but you making fun of my ass in a nightie is something that I won't forgive lightly!)

There's 4 other pictures, by the way.
All frontal shots, so you won't have any more ammo to make fun of me!

Thinkin' this would be a good time to let folks know that Jim's never really made any reference to me about my ass (which really HURTS me Jim)
I remain,
VG

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.


 
VG,

If I'm ever in legal trouble I don't want you to represent me! Just dress up, bring your toys and sit with my lawyers
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Jim,

Good luck. If you need help spreading the word let me know.

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"A knifeless man is a lifeless man"
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VG, YOU REALLY amazes me! REALLY! I'd love to visit you if i go over to the states! A date perhaps? Your flower dress please! and the H&k, S&W......
 
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