You can stay with me, I'm only about 60 miles south of the venue. You can borrow my Honda 250 Nighthawk!
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I'm Going to Court With Jim March....
- Thread starter Vampire Gerbil
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Protect your Right to Keep and Bear Arms!
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It's nice to have friends watch your BACK......
VG,
Where's those other pictures? I'm off the floor and need to return
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As for your droll, I can fix you up with a titanium bib. Accommodations? Sheeet, you can hang in any closet and fold that darned cape over the clothing bar.
BTW, was that a "formal" tutu you offered to wear in deference to the weenies who sport coats and ties when kowtowing in front of judges and magistrates?
All the best!
-=[Bob]=-
Where's those other pictures? I'm off the floor and need to return
As for your droll, I can fix you up with a titanium bib. Accommodations? Sheeet, you can hang in any closet and fold that darned cape over the clothing bar.
BTW, was that a "formal" tutu you offered to wear in deference to the weenies who sport coats and ties when kowtowing in front of judges and magistrates?
All the best!
-=[Bob]=-
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DW - Believe it or not, I have a difficult time sitting still.
Would it be okay if I hop around 'em instead? I think that would encourage them to pay attention, don't you agree?
Keninshiro - Aren't you the guy that posed naked with your Microtechs and posted them at the Auto Forum? (If I'm correct, I'm truly worried that I remember!!!)
ANYways.....
My wife doesn't allow me to date other people. She's kinda old fashioned that way.
I might be able to persuade her into allowing me to send pictures however.
May I have your VISA/MASTERCARD/DISCOVER/EXXON card number please?
James Mattis - VEY!!!
Ya know, you sound just like my Hebrew School teachers.
By the way, according to Rastafarian Brittanica's 7th Edition of Fascinating Vampire Gerbil Facts, did you know that I was Baptized Episcopalian at one week, Bar Mitzvahed at age 12 3/4 and married (the first time) by both a Rabbi and Catholic Priest?
(No joke!)
That might explain alot, huh?
Ewok, I truly appreciate the offer, but alas, I would break your bike by sitting on it, and even if you reinforced it with titanium and alienium (that's the stuff those Roswell birds were made of, of course) the bike wouldn't be able to lug me around.
Besides, I got's my OWN little bike
There's a link to a lousy pic of it below.
Netcruiser - While I agree that it's usually nice to have your friends watch your back, it can get complicated.
For example, my dentist attempted this while doing root canal on me and drilled straight through the roof of my mouth and hit my liver.
EbbTide - Where's Jim going?
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ya think he's gonna get so famous from the case that he won't come back here, eh?
Naaaahhhhh....
I'll hang out with him and constantly remind him to remember his "roots".
Bald1 - Well, since you asked for the pics..... http://albums.photopoint.com/j/AlbumIndex?u=170061&a=1238746
Heh heh...
Thanks for the offer of the titanium bib.... I've tried that though and my saliva made it rust.
My formal tutu is still at the cleaners. They say that they need extra time to remove the stains.
Picklejuice, mayonnaise, melted crayons and earwax mixed together form some new kinda polymer that seems to be a real hoot to remove.
I call the cleaners every 3.6 seconds, so they're doing everything they can.
Hoping I responded correctly, considering the mentality of the responder,
I remain,
VG
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
Would it be okay if I hop around 'em instead? I think that would encourage them to pay attention, don't you agree?
Keninshiro - Aren't you the guy that posed naked with your Microtechs and posted them at the Auto Forum? (If I'm correct, I'm truly worried that I remember!!!)
ANYways.....
My wife doesn't allow me to date other people. She's kinda old fashioned that way.
I might be able to persuade her into allowing me to send pictures however.
May I have your VISA/MASTERCARD/DISCOVER/EXXON card number please?
James Mattis - VEY!!!
Ya know, you sound just like my Hebrew School teachers.
By the way, according to Rastafarian Brittanica's 7th Edition of Fascinating Vampire Gerbil Facts, did you know that I was Baptized Episcopalian at one week, Bar Mitzvahed at age 12 3/4 and married (the first time) by both a Rabbi and Catholic Priest?
(No joke!)
That might explain alot, huh?
Ewok, I truly appreciate the offer, but alas, I would break your bike by sitting on it, and even if you reinforced it with titanium and alienium (that's the stuff those Roswell birds were made of, of course) the bike wouldn't be able to lug me around.
Besides, I got's my OWN little bike
There's a link to a lousy pic of it below.
Netcruiser - While I agree that it's usually nice to have your friends watch your back, it can get complicated.
For example, my dentist attempted this while doing root canal on me and drilled straight through the roof of my mouth and hit my liver.
EbbTide - Where's Jim going?
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ya think he's gonna get so famous from the case that he won't come back here, eh?
Naaaahhhhh....
I'll hang out with him and constantly remind him to remember his "roots".
Bald1 - Well, since you asked for the pics..... http://albums.photopoint.com/j/AlbumIndex?u=170061&a=1238746
Heh heh...
Thanks for the offer of the titanium bib.... I've tried that though and my saliva made it rust.
My formal tutu is still at the cleaners. They say that they need extra time to remove the stains.
Picklejuice, mayonnaise, melted crayons and earwax mixed together form some new kinda polymer that seems to be a real hoot to remove.
I call the cleaners every 3.6 seconds, so they're doing everything they can.
Hoping I responded correctly, considering the mentality of the responder,
I remain,
VG
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
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forget Y2K....for us on the west coast, now it's COUNTDOWN TO FEBRUARY!!!
the "Febrarillium"? the "Gerbilillium?"
and what will we do to prepare? are there patches for our computers for this?
and VG, dear, i clicked on your photo album link, and there are no pictures there...is that some kind of existentialist statement? no family, no friends, no pets...oh, i get it, i must need the YtutuK patch for my web browser, that's it!
and you're gonna break Jim's heart unless you can prove you really do have a wife, you know. i mean, ladies shouldn't tell big lies just to get out of a date. teensy fibs are OK tho ("i have to stay home and sharpen my kukhuris, clean my S&W" etc), Jim would certainly understand those, but the big lies aren't good for a girl's reputation, of course.
besides, it isn't nice to toy with a guy's heart like that...even when a gal like you has got 'em falling on the floor at her feet, so to speak...poor bald1...
i think it's time for a new thread over on community..."what would you wear to a date with VG?"
kevlar and lace?
keninshiro, my friend, if you need help with your wardrobe for The Big Night, hey, we're all buddies here...
silverwing
trying to go home, but searching for more Silly Gerbil Pearls on the forum...
PS Gerbie, i had No Idea you were so....striking...
[This message has been edited by silverwing (edited 10 December 1999).]
the "Febrarillium"? the "Gerbilillium?"
and what will we do to prepare? are there patches for our computers for this?
and VG, dear, i clicked on your photo album link, and there are no pictures there...is that some kind of existentialist statement? no family, no friends, no pets...oh, i get it, i must need the YtutuK patch for my web browser, that's it!
and you're gonna break Jim's heart unless you can prove you really do have a wife, you know. i mean, ladies shouldn't tell big lies just to get out of a date. teensy fibs are OK tho ("i have to stay home and sharpen my kukhuris, clean my S&W" etc), Jim would certainly understand those, but the big lies aren't good for a girl's reputation, of course.
besides, it isn't nice to toy with a guy's heart like that...even when a gal like you has got 'em falling on the floor at her feet, so to speak...poor bald1...
i think it's time for a new thread over on community..."what would you wear to a date with VG?"
kevlar and lace?
keninshiro, my friend, if you need help with your wardrobe for The Big Night, hey, we're all buddies here...
silverwing
trying to go home, but searching for more Silly Gerbil Pearls on the forum...
PS Gerbie, i had No Idea you were so....striking...
[This message has been edited by silverwing (edited 10 December 1999).]
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Silverwing - I only made the Photopoint Album 10 minutes before posting the pictures. But since ya asked so nicely, I added a family picture to prove to other folks that I have procreated.
(Just once)
(Procreation pics may be viewed at: www.amatuergerbilsinaction.com
but there's a $567,823.07 Membership Fee)
I'm pretty sure that Jim'll get over it... at least I HOPE so!
Due to the fact that I was always management, I never felt the need to strike.
Now that I'm low mammal on the totem pole, that may change.
Heh heh
Ewok, yep, that's what it looks like.
Eyes boggling in a bouncy manner,
IB VG
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
(Just once)
(Procreation pics may be viewed at: www.amatuergerbilsinaction.com
but there's a $567,823.07 Membership Fee)
I'm pretty sure that Jim'll get over it... at least I HOPE so!
Due to the fact that I was always management, I never felt the need to strike.
Now that I'm low mammal on the totem pole, that may change.
Heh heh
Ewok, yep, that's what it looks like.
Eyes boggling in a bouncy manner,
IB VG
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
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Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't feel right, if I asked a friend to "Watch my back!" Then I found them staring at my Butt. I guess I'm just old fashioned, or maybe just old.
Vamp, I can understand why there's no pictures on your site. What I can't figure out is how you got a picture of yourself at all. Ain't modern technology great?
Vamp, I can understand why there's no pictures on your site. What I can't figure out is how you got a picture of yourself at all. Ain't modern technology great?
Gary W. Graley
“Imagination is more important than knowledge"
Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider
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VG, don't know about them Giving me an AX but it is getting very close to them TELLING us that we can't carry a knife into work, that's just mean!
G2
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G2
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If you can't be kind,
at least have the decency to be vague. Stephen Wright
www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Cabin/7306/blades.html
Gillett PA