I'm gonna be a daddy! PTII

Congratulations, Rattler!

I have two little girls (5 in a few months and 2½) and I am looking forward to the day when a prospective suitor comes calling and I can say to him........"I have a .45, a shovel, and a big backyard. Hurt my daughter in any way and no one will find you."
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You sound like my girlfriend's dad; he's a great guy, but the whole ex-cop thing comes out once in a while :D
 
We had our third baby last year. When you have yours, this will make you laugh!

First baby, second baby, third baby ...

Maternity clothes:
First Baby - You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as it's confirmed you're prgnant.
Second Baby - You wear your normal clothes for as long as possible.
Third Baby - Your maternity clothes ARE your normal clothes.

Preparing for the bith:
First Baby - You practice your breathing religiously.
Second Baby - You don't bother because the last time it didn't do a thing.
Third Baby - You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

The first clothes:
First Baby - You pre-wash, colour-coordinate and fold the baby clothes neatly.
Second Baby - You make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkesst stains.
Third Baby - Boys can wear pink, can't they?

Dummies:
First Baby - If the dummy falls on the floor, you go home to wash and boil it.
Second Baby - You wash it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
Third Baby - You lick it to get the fluff off.

Activities:
First Baby - You take your infant to Tumble Tots, Baby Swing and baby Story Hour.
Second Baby - You take your infant to Tumble Tots.
Third Baby - You take your infant to the supermarket.

Going out:
First Baby - The first time you leave your baby, you call home five times.
Second Baby - Just before you walk out of the door, you remember to leave the babysitter a number.
Third Baby - Instructions to the babysitter are... to call you only if she sees blood.


Andy
 
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