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andbar

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My new misson in life is to kill a boar and a wolverine with throwing knives..without dogs.

Im convinced that this is gonna lead to my death :o but im still gonna try it!
Im not good enough with my knives yet, but in 1-2 years i will be ready.

Anyone got some advice how i can achieve my goal? any tactics?
 
Greg Lightfoot hunts boars with his pitbulls and makes the kill with one of his blades.

Throwing knives would never work, unless the boars were motionless and remained that way while you threw at them.:rolleyes: You've been watching too many movies son.
 
Easy ... but the knives should be double-edged, over a foot long, and socketed to a six-foot ash shaft.

That's for the boar. For the wolverine, any blade that's long enough to cut your own throat and save the animal the trouble of eating you alive.

... and, welcome to Bladeforums! :)
 
The only thing I ever killed with a knife was a crazy ass bug I was trying to brush off my pants. :o


Warriors, come out and plaaayyy!....
 
I think you would fare better jumping out of an airplane with an umbrella. But hey this world is full of people willing to take on great feats. I'm pullin' for you brother!
 
I sold a Ka-bar to a dude that went boar hunting with it. He dropped out of a tree onto a sow's back and jabed it somewhere.
The dude was dumb as hell.
When he bought the knife, he was wearing a backbrace. Seems he jumped off of a bridge into unfamilure water on a dare.
 
I'm with Esav, only he forgot to mention that if you're hunting boar with a knife, and the knife is a foot long on a six foot ash shaft, you're going to want a foot and a half double guard on the bastard, too, so when he charges...
 
I can post pictures of my injuries after =) if im still alive.
I guy named Tony C said that he have done it! Maybe i should try with a tomahawk instead.
 
I can post pictures of my injuries after =) if im still alive.

Go with a nice sharp double bladed knife and practice your throws until you can nail your target at 20 yards. We know that a hardened sharpen knife will likely fracture when you throw it, so buy at least 6 gross of them in order to get the needed practice. Then find a reliable friend with a 375 H&H magnum loaded with 300 gr. slugs and instruct them to shoot the animal if it closes to within 19 yards of you. Ask him to also carry a nice 44 magnum wheel gun too so he can finish you off in case he misses that rifle shot.

n2s

ps. don't worry about photographing the injuries. In this day and age, photos of the remains of Darwin Award winners are usually collected from police and coroner sources and posted all over the internet.
 
andbar said:
My new misson in life is to kill a boar and a wolverine with throwing knives..without dogs.

Im convinced that this is gonna lead to my death :o but im still gonna try it!
Im not good enough with my knives yet, but in 1-2 years i will be ready.

Anyone got some advice how i can achieve my goal? any tactics?
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forget thrwoing knives....

you need Dark Ops

absolutely YOU ARE THE MAN BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*virtual high five/knee slap*
 
Why don't you just grow your fingernails out and sharpen them? That way you can just throw yourself at the prey and save a few bucks on the throwing knives.DARWIN! DARWIN! DARWIN!
 
Too bad that Viking Warrior isn't posting anymore. He could no doubt give you lots of tips on how to pull this off. Make sure that you take pictures and post them!
 
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