Im gonna die!!

Wolverines are hard to find,
but if he hunts them. I don't mind
if they're on some "protected" list,
cause when they're done, he won't be missed.
 
andbar said:
My new misson in life is to kill a boar and a wolverine with throwing knives..without dogs.

Im convinced that this is gonna lead to my death :o but im still gonna try it!
Im not good enough with my knives yet, but in 1-2 years i will be ready.

Anyone got some advice how i can achieve my goal? any tactics?
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You aren't, by any chance, planning to hunt brown bears in Alaska when you turn 21 are you?

This sounds strangely familiar....:rolleyes: :p
 
andbar said:
My new misson in life is to kill a boar and a wolverine with throwing knives..without dogs.
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Dont you mean 'deanimate a boar'? :rolleyes:

Heres some tactics:

Start with your dress, a black suit with a black face mask. Get yourself a united cutlery sword and strap it over your back. If you can run across the tree tops all the better but if not just go through the forest until you see the boar (it wont see you if you use your invisibility powers) and run up the nearest tree. when it comes near hang a thread down into its mouth and pour some poison down there. You can then do a double spinning back flip down to the forest floor and deanimate it with a backwards ninja chop from your l33t blade
 
BladeGoblin said:
Greg Lightfoot hunts boars with his pitbulls and makes the kill with one of his blades.
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This is very common in the South, which is where he learned to do this. Usually one or two pits or Ame. Bulldogs as well as several hounds to bay the hog. It's better to catch the animal and bring it home alive though to fatten it up and then get more out of it.

As for throwing a knife. Boars have Grizle which is hard to penetrate with full power stabbs, much less throwing a knife. Make sure you have high ground like a tree when you do it, because it will most likely bounce off the boar and piss him off and you will not need to find something out of his reach.
 
Esav Benyamin said:
Easy ... but the knives should be double-edged, over a foot long, and socketed to a six-foot ash shaft.

That's for the boar. For the wolverine, any blade that's long enough to cut your own throat and save the animal the trouble of eating you alive.

... and, welcome to Bladeforums! :)
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I have tears......... my winner for this thread:) :) :)
 
Originally Posted by andbar
My new misson in life is to kill a boar and a wolverine with throwing knives..without dogs.
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OK. Here's what you do.....

1) - Partner up with the wolverine; offer it a share of the kill if you have to.
2) - Get yourself 20+ double-edge throwing knives, at least 16" long.
3) - Buy a chain-mail shirt, or some kevlar body armor.
4) - Find a boar with anosmia; aka one that can't smell you coming.
5) - Dig a deep pit in the swamp/woods. Cover it with branches, leaves, etc.
6) - With the wolverine's help, somehow lure the boar into the pit.
7) - Stand over the trapped boar, laughing maniacally, and stick it with throwing knives until it is on the brink of death.
8) - While the wolverine is preoccupied with the dying boar, sneak up behind it and stab it in the back repeatedly. Then push it in the pit.
9) - Let the two dying animals fight to the death.
10) - Remove the dead carcasses from the pit and give them a thorough cleaning. Have them stuffed and mounted.

And there you have it. How to kill a wolverine and a boar in ten easy steps, with throwing knives, and without dogs. :D

Good luck. Make sure to take some pictures.

BTW, if you happen to... die... while attempting this, can I have the knives?

TheSurvivalist
 
Hey killing a wild bear and a Wolverine with a knife isn't all that difficult. If you really wan't to have a challenge you should buy yourself a Cold Steel Sjambok and whip the bear in submission. Then you stand on the submissive bear and let one of your friends take a picture.

Same applies to the wolverine.

If you can acomplish this i will send you a free Maxam knife:thumbup:
 
You should probably first ask what kind of a knife to use for hunting 'gators and sharks. Then when you know what knife is best for those, you will know best how to go after those little furry fuzzy critters.

And by the way, we are all gonna die. Just try to live wisely :)
 
Here's my input on the subject:

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editted to add one more quick one. :)

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Natural selection, isn't it a wonderful thing? The more people that try hunting volverines with throwing knives, the more we will see an increase in the intelligence of future generations.
 
Since you are going to die and all can I have all your knives when you bite it? :D
 
There's a guy on prac/tac that's going to spray himself with mace.
I think he can help you.
 
above all, when you decide to do thi make sure you have a buddy film the whole thing so I can have some evening TV funnies on wild animal attacks
 
If you're not going to eat them after you kill them........You're a loser

When they eat him, after they kill him, he will just be critter chow.

n2s
 
Esav Benyamin said:
....That's for the boar. For the wolverine, any blade that's long enough to cut your own throat and save the animal the trouble of eating you alive.

... and, welcome to Bladeforums! :)
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ROFLOL! :D

(oh yes, welcome!)
 
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