Im gonna die!!

[Guyon]

I tried to use the screwdriver on my Walmart multi tool to put in concrete screws, but out of nowhere, the moles came out of the floor. My carpenters pencil, which I had just sharpened with my Jaguar folder, was sharp enough to kill the first ten moles that came out of the hole!

Those aren't moles. Those are alcohol-induced hallucinations. I'll bet you looked kind of funny stabbing thin air with a carpenter's pencil. Cut back on the drinking. The moles will disappear.

 

[not2sharp]

The moles will disappear.

The movie wasn't half-bad.

n2s

 

[Fishback]

On my desk I have a Swingline Classic model 94-02, and yeah, it's a folder, black finish. I'm guessing a wolverine is somewhat like Larry, our warehouse manager. Either way, the same technique applies. Simply grab the wolverine (or Larry) by the lips and rapidly begin stapling them shut. Then unhinge the Swingline for a plathera of kill-shot options. If Larry, er, the wolverine, squirm free, then the Swingline is perfectly balanced for a tomahawk throw.

 

[Rat Finkenstein]

Yesterday I went outside to start my car, and on the way back I spotted one of natures most dangerous and majestic creatures the Vole!

It was flitting through the snow like a ninja wraith, so I used my own combat powers and quick reflexes to deanimate the enemy with rapid boot stomps.
So there is the answer, if you see a boar or wolverine- step on it repeatedly, problem solved.:thumbup:

 

[Cougar Allen]

You must have pretty quick feet to stomp a vole. Duct tape a knife to your boot and you can take on a wolverine....

 

[Fishback]

Of course, now you must eat the vole and tan the hide.

 

[Dr. Thor]

Of course, now you must eat the vole and tan the hide.

And make it into a hat.


But seriouly, to kill any animal with a knife, you must study for three years under Grand Master OMEGA DOOM.

 

[Nathan S]

On my desk I have a Swingline Classic model 94-02, and yeah, it's a folder, black finish. I'm guessing a wolverine is somewhat like Larry, our warehouse manager. Either way, the same technique applies. Simply grab the wolverine (or Larry) by the lips and rapidly begin stapling them shut. Then unhinge the Swingline for a plathera of kill-shot options. If Larry, er, the wolverine, squirm free, then the Swingline is perfectly balanced for a tomahawk throw.

LOL! I'm wondering if Larry feeds on carrion, too.

 

[metallicat]

Grand Master OMEGA DOOM doesn't post here anymore He must have found the perfect shark gator hunting knife or he might have lost his last hunt for gator/shark. Anyway Andbar might do well to seek him out and see if OD will share his hard won wisdom and help him in his quest.

 

[Fishback]

It would explain his skittish nature around duct tape. Duct tape and staplers. However I am very interested in the

Duct tape a knife to your boot and you can take on a wolverine....

technique. Would this be a D2 boot, Damascus steel, or the tried and true 1095? Can I order the boot in different sizes. Are these throwing boots? Could I hide one of these boots in my boot?

 

[Fishback]

I've been looking for a good boot, boot.

 

[Rat Finkenstein]

You must have pretty quick feet to stomp a vole. Duct tape a knife to your boot and you can take on a wolverine....

I am what is known in the industry as "fleet-footed"

I think we have our answer!

 

[quinque voces]

I think we have our answer!

Do have to get half nekkid to stomp on voles? Might be a problem in winter: You kill the vole but catch pneumonia. Or is it meant as a deterrent? In this case you could try it on boars and wolverines, too. Might scare them away if they have a sense of decency.

 

[Rat Finkenstein]

Do have to get half nekkid to stomp on voles? Might be a problem in winter: You kill the vole but catch pneumonia. Or is it meant as a deterrent? In this case it might scare away boars and wolverines, too.

It helps, because the bears, voles, and wolverines are going to be distracted by staring in awe at your rippling chesticles, while your feet do the deadly dance of doom.:thumbup:

 

[quinque voces]

... deadly dance of doom.:thumbup:

An adequate description of Mr. Flatleys endeavours. My girlfriend once insisted on taking me to his show and I sure felt doomed.

BTW: You quoted me faster than I could edit my post.

 

[cockroachfarm]

The movie wasn't half-bad.

n2s

OMG - "The Mole People"!!! That was the first 'scary" movie I was allowed to see shortly after I emigrated to Canada (I was 9 years old). I had nightmares for weeks after seeing that. :thumbup:

 

[dogboye]

There is a domestic house cat that hangs around our police station, that I personally would not want to mess around with, even using my Glock .40. I'd only consider my cruiser's 12 gauge shotgun if "Gulliver", ever decided to take me on. And last night he almost did.

I think I read an article not too long ago about a cat that went crazy inside its owners' house. It attacked the daughter, the husband, and the mom, before they could get out of the house. I think there was a brother involved too, but unscathed. Anyway, they call the police, and an officer shows up. Tried to get animal control, but it apparently was going to be several hours before he could get there. The father pleaded long enough that he finally convinced the police officer to go in and dispatch the cat with his .40. Apparently it took several rounds from the .40 before the cat succumbed.

 

[Rat Finkenstein]

An adequate description of Mr. Flatleys endeavours. My girlfriend once insisted on taking me to his show and I sure felt doomed.

BTW: You quoted me faster than I could edit my post.

AAAAAH! you actually went to the show!?? That is pretty scary, you cant just shut it off! Maybe if you chased a wolverine onto the stage, he could get stomped down in seconds, or hypnotized by the wiggling appendages, and knives could be thrown at that point.

 

[greenman466]

My new misson in life is to kill a boar and a wolverine with throwing knives..without dogs.

Im convinced that this is gonna lead to my death but im still gonna try it!
Im not good enough with my knives yet, but in 1-2 years i will be ready.

Anyone got some advice how i can achieve my goal? any tactics?

you don't need knives, you have teeth and nails

 

[Jagged]

Andbar:

Don’t let their razzing get you down. Hunting wild boar with a throwing knife can be and has been repeatedly done. I’ve often thought about trying it myself some day, but I’m still not good enough at unknown yardages.

Whether actually doing it is safe or a good idea is like questioning whether it is safe or a good idea to jump out of a perfectly good plane. We’re all going to die someday so why not skid into the grave sideways saying “Wow, what a ride!”

An article I read about someone hunting wild boar with McEvoy Bowie Axes got me into throwing knives many years ago. The person (I still have the article somewhere) had a special made rig to hold three of the knives.

Go down to the throwing knife section of this site and pull up the thread about best fighting thrower. A picture of my PJ Tomes throwing bowie is there. I’m confident that it would do the job if placed forcefully in the right spot. If I were better and had a couple more, it is what I’d take. I have been tempted to try my luck on a deer since I have a lot of those, but no wild boars, near where I live; but the knife replacement cost is too high and I believe it would be illegal.

Here is a copy off the following website.

“I know of a man in Florida who put a Tru-Bal Bowie-Axe (13.5" long x 2.0" wide, 3/16" thick with a weight of 15 oz.) into a 275 lb. Boar's right shoulder at a recorded distance of 75 feet. A second knife was thrown at about 50 feet, to kill the animal, and hit just under the neck and cut through into the chest cavity. This example along with many other show that a throwing knife weighing close to one pound can indeed put food on the table. The skill level a throw like that involves means six or more full spins and more luck than I would suggest you can count on; however, you're the one who has to make the decision. A lost knife could be results of failure. More on when to throw.”

http://www.throwingknives.com/articles/amsurgid.htm

P.S. I am sure the wolverines are tough critters, but don’t see as much sport in pursuing them. Way too much likelihood of freezing while you waited and waited and waited trying to get a chance at one.

Jagged