I'm in a quandary.

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I lament I've only received one triangle box, then this parcel arrived today:



Do I now have three triangle boxes or still one and a hybrid diamond box?

:)
 
Hey I once fit one of those fancy diamond boxes. I love seeing those in the mail!

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^^^^ precisely what he said.

Don't set around on your thumb, open them puppies and lets see what's inside. Don't look long enough for the stick knife?
 
Lucky varmint. Mine won't be here until tomorrow. I sense a night of tossing and turning.
 
Technically that box is a cylindrical rhombus, or a rhomboidal cylinder. I hope this helps, though I doubt it.

It's so rare these days that I get a chance to use mathematics in a practical situation, I have to seize every opportunity.
 
Looks dangerous. I'll forward you my address for disposal.

You're welcome:D
 
bb is suffering from HIKV overload fostered by acute treatment of symptoms. the only cure is to wash the contents in the sacred headwaters of the thames river, which luckily is only a few miles away from me. do NOT open the boxes, readdress them to me and repost them immediately or you are doomed. after washing, they will be safe again in about 30 years and i will then send them back. you can see my intent is purely altruistic and for your own good, i did not even ask what was in them.
 
kronckew said:
bb is suffering from HIKV overload fostered by acute treatment of symptoms. the only cure is to wash the contents in the sacred headwaters of the thames river, which luckily is only a few miles away from me. do NOT open the boxes, readdress them to me and repost them immediately or you are doomed. after washing, they will be safe again in about 30 years and i will then send them back. you can see my intent is purely altruistic and for your own good, i did not even ask what was in them.
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I think that the headwaters of the Mississippi river will work as well. I will be near them on Friday, so if you could get them to me by then, I can promise a much faster turn around time, I would guarantee them back in less than 25 years ;-)
 
Well all I got is the Nishnabackni River, yard wide and a foot deep, sometimes have to winch out.

BUT I'll get them back in 24 years. And I promise to dry em and oil em up real pretty after the baptism.
And any time they encounter drool (me)or slobber, (Kronks moat monsters) I'll clean em off real good too.

Simply a public service.
 
i have the old gods on my side, celts, romans, saxons have sacrificed much, throwing swords, knives, gold and such in the waters for millenia as offerings to them, so we have much puja and mana stored up, once i recharge your box content, it will take at least 23 years before they are safe to handle and safe for your family to be nearby. your postage here will be a bit higher of course. you takes your pick of the offers. my invisible friends are older and more experienced than your invisible friends who never saw steel until cortez. just. sayin'. :D

p.s. - i will also bathe them in good german ballistol, hooflex any horn, and wax the wood with bee stuff.
 
Geez, it's hard to compete with that fella. I'd forgotten about the old gods, celts and Saxons and romans. The puja and mana, well my little crick might not have a lick of any of that stuff.

Guess I'll just have to settle for a look see (from a distance of course) when I'm over visiting the moat monsters for an ear skritch. (careful ear skritch).
 
welcome any time, just don't scare the vampire guards inside the castle like you did last time. took them a week before they drained any peasants.

the dire wolves miss those little meaty treats you fed them. i think you called them, euphemistically i hope, 'lady fingers'. looked more like buffalo wings to me tho. real buffalo (or more properly 'Bison') ones of course. they loved the fatty hump and chewed on the shoulder blades for days.
 
I am simply astounded at the complete selflessness of our little community. BB has so many fine offers of assistance, I am just amazed how people are so willing to put themselves through so much trouble just to save him from a HIKV case worse than anything reported in many many years. Why I think you would have to go back to when Uncle B was still here to find mention of a case of HIKV as bad as what BB is facing. Isn't it wonderful he has so many friends willing to help? :D

btw, I will offer my own pathetic assistance. I have a mud puddle in my yard that would work, and I can guarantee them free of corruption within 20 years, and after I will even send them up to Mr. B for some loving care...
 
Oh yeah, this is the best plan yet. Mud has high medicinal qualities. Why some wimmen smear it on their face to make em look beautiful. Course when they remove the mud they are right back where they started. Never did see the point myself but I digress.

Free of corruption in a mere 20 years, and within driving range for mwah. I say we go for this one.

Speaking of loving care. Shavru, for the 4th time how's about we link up in happily ever after cyber marital bliss.
I've chatted with your real life hubby whilst you were ailing, he seems like a nice fella, everybody knows I'm a nice fella. I think it's meant to be. Please don't say no, I'll be crushed....just say you need more time, I can probably live with that perhaps with a little time curled up on the kitchen floor in a fatal position sucking my thumb. But I'll be ok. Really.
 
we cantinistas here are the most sagacious, the most erudite and polite, the most altruistic and wise, beneficent and caring people i have the honour of knowing. he will be wise to take up one of our offers, or all of them serially.

too bad our wives and/or girl friends do not seem to see this side of our rare and desirable characters.

we should be the ones to nominate who gets to run for POTUS. sadly it turns out more like:
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kronckew said:
we cantinistas here are the most sagacious, the most erudite and polite, the most altruistic and wise, beneficent and caring people i have the honour of knowing. he will be wise to take up one of our offers, or all of them serially.

too bad our wives and/or girl friends do not seem to see this side of our rare and desirable characters.

we should be the ones to nominate who gets to run for POTUS. sadly it turns out more like:
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And we are the humblest. Guaranteed.
 
kronckew said:
welcome any time, just don't scare the vampire guards inside the castle like you did last time. took them a week before they drained any peasants.

the dire wolves miss those little meaty treats you fed them. i think you called them, euphemistically i hope, 'lady fingers'. looked more like buffalo wings to me tho. real buffalo (or more properly 'Bison') ones of course. they loved the fatty hump and chewed on the shoulder blades for days.
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That was my bad, I know better than to approach vampire guards to quietly (I'd just oiled my axles) and without notice.
I trust you received the few quarts of liquid refreshments I sent along with my apologies?
 
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