I'm soooo busted if my woman findes out!

Ankerson said:
Just tell her that you will have a Busse for every pair of shoes she owns and buys in the future. :D
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That's a good one Ankerson, and you might want to include purses too. Seems they like to color coordinate purses and shoes with their outfits.
So we can do the same with our Busse's. :D
 
d762nato said:
That's a good one Ankerson, and you might want to include purses too. Seems they like to color coordinate purses and shoes with their outfits.
So we can do the same with our Busse's. :D
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Can you imagine how many sheaths we would need if we color coordinated? Madness would ensue! :eek:

Hmmm... ok... brown boots today... "honey, where is my brown sheath for my FFBM??? No, that is the brown BWM sheath... I'm looking for the FFBM sheath... they are totally different... geez..."
 
kdstrick said:
Can you imagine how many sheaths we would need if we color coordinated? Madness would ensue! :eek:

Hmmm... ok... brown boots today... "honey, where is my brown sheath for my FFBM??? No, that is the brown BWM sheath... I'm looking for the FFBM sheath... they are totally different... geez..."
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Honey, does this sheath make my butt look fat?
 
Just tell her this one cuts by pulling, this cuts by pushing and this you just put a little pressure on and push through it. UH I also like the shoe advice. Next time she gets all Imelda Marcos on ya, um I feel the edge of INFI coming!!!
 
d762nato said:
That's a good one Ankerson, and you might want to include purses too. Seems they like to color coordinate purses and shoes with their outfits.
So we can do the same with our Busse's. :D
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That's exactly my point. ;)

THEY can buy all that crap for themselves but when we want something it's a freaking problem. :rolleyes:

I mean lets get real, start adding up shoes, purses, makeup and all that stuff that goes with and add on the salon visits........ That stuff all adds up to more than you think. :eek:

Even a MOAB would be cheap compared to all that. ;)

So if they have a problem with us buying a knife once in awhile they can hit the freaking door IMO. :grumpy:
 
Ankerson said:
That's exactly my point. ;)

THEY can buy all that crap for themselves but when we want something it's a freaking problem. :rolleyes:

I mean lets get real, start adding up shoes, purses, makeup and all that stuff that goes with and add on the salon visits........ That stuff all adds up to more than you think. :eek:

Even a MOAB would be cheap compared to all that. ;)

So if they have a problem with us buying a knife once in awhile they can hit the freaking door IMO. :grumpy:
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Whoa! Whoa!!! :eek: Ankerson sounds like you need to go outside and beat the crap out of something with your FFBM. Just a thought O'le buddy. ;)
 
d762nato said:
That's a good one Ankerson, and you might want to include purses too. Seems they like to color coordinate purses and shoes with their outfits.
So we can do the same with our Busse's. :D
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d762nato said:
Whoa! Whoa!!! :eek: Ankerson sounds like you need to go outside and beat the crap out of something with your FFBM. Just a thought O'le buddy. ;)
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No, I am fine. :D

Just remembering my Marriages and some of my relationships. LOL
 
First off I want to apologise for the bad word.

Some funny and informative replies's :D

Also what's this all about?!? "BTW, have you seen the new design Jerry is working on? Its gonna be awesome"!
 
always take out a little extra every time you go to the grocery store.. make it the "busse" fund!
 
If the house is not that important to you, you could just build up your collection right away.

1) Go out and buy up knives as your heart desires. You need to buy enough so that she won't be able to keep track.

2) Weather the initial storm. This will be the most difficult part.

3) Now you can buy knives at your leisure as long as she can't track your collection.


Should this plan fail at any point, I'm not that guy on the internet who told you to do this.;)
 
Just tell her to keep the Hair, nail and tanning salon visits to twice a month instead of twice a week. :D

Instant INFI money. :thumbup:
 
Theres a real easy fix... figure out how much the bills come to every month, plus a little reserve money, split it down the middle (or a percentage depending on how much you each make), have a joint account that you only transfer your percentage into every month and pay the bills/surprises out of that.

Instant money for knives in his personal account and shoes in her account. No fights over money or idiotic stuff like that. Pretty much standard practice where I'm from, splitting up over money is not necessary and that system is fair. You DO have to instate it in the relationship before you have a chance for just one joint account, its hard to go back on that.
 
monsterdog said:
Theres a real easy fix... figure out how much the bills come to every month, plus a little reserve money, split it down the middle (or a percentage depending on how much you each make), have a joint account that you only transfer your percentage into every month and pay the bills/surprises out of that.

Instant money for knives in his personal account and shoes in her account. No fights over money or idiotic stuff like that. Pretty much standard practice where I'm from, splitting up over money is not necessary and that system is fair. You DO have to instate it in the relationship before you have a chance for just one joint account, its hard to go back on that.
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That doesn't always work. ;)

I did that is both my marriages and some of my live ins and it didn't work out very well in any of them. :grumpy:

You still hear it because they will still try and spend your money while they pad their bank account. :rolleyes:

If you aren't spending all off your money on them you will hear it.... :rolleyes:

You are missing the simple fact that they believe it's all about them. :rolleyes:
 
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Ankerson said:
Just tell her that you will have a Busse for every pair of shoes she owns and buys in the future. :D
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Good lord, if I did that, I'd have a collection several times larger than the combined collections of 1whoporks, Skunk, Cobalt, Jaxx, Porkgunner, TonyG, Porkducci, Knifehunter, Papathud, and probably 3 or four more.

When we moved to our house from a 1 bedroom apt, there were at least 2 pickup loads of shoes.

Her siblings called her the "American Imelda Marcos". I'm sure all the leather that got moved that day woulda made Dwayne and Mike B drool.... (although I do firmly believe all of the cows that died eventually ended up on Fogo skewers...)

But, she has never denied me the purchasing of anything, nor I her. She even did some expensive conspiring when I was laid off to get me a special blade, and to send me to Blade each year. (hmm...LOL).

Self embezzlement does work. That is why I loved it before direct deposit. Then, I could cash my check, "appropriate" some "rainy day" funding, and focus on a toy. When I started getting the "what did you get at the show" "nothing" "what, nothing you wanted? No ammo, no mags, no clips, no pistols or shotguns?" kinda changed my thinking... Now I usually just get what I want, but also make sure she gets things she is into...

Sorry for your experiences bro, but not all wimminz should be painted so negatively, not by any means.

8elements, might try 'splaining the investment side of the Busse line. Amazing results....

Good luck...
 
thatmguy said:
Good lord, if I did that, I'd have a collection several times larger than the combined collections of 1whoporks, Skunk, Cobalt, Jaxx, Porkgunner, TonyG, Porkducci, Knifehunter, Papathud, and probably 3 or four more.

When we moved to our house from a 1 bedroom apt, there were at least 2 pickup loads of shoes.

Her siblings called her the "American Imelda Marcos". I'm sure all the leather that got moved that day woulda made Dwayne and Mike B drool.... (although I do firmly believe all of the cows that died eventually ended up on Fogo skewers...)

But, she has never denied me the purchasing of anything, nor I her. She even did some expensive conspiring when I was laid off to get me a special blade, and to send me to Blade each year. (hmm...LOL).

Self embezzlement does work. That is why I loved it before direct deposit. Then, I could cash my check, "appropriate" some "rainy day" funding, and focus on a toy. When I started getting the "what did you get at the show" "nothing" "what, nothing you wanted? No ammo, no mags, no clips, no pistols or shotguns?" kinda changed my thinking... Now I usually just get what I want, but also make sure she gets things she is into...

Sorry for your experiences bro, but not all wimminz should be painted so negatively, not by any means.

8elements, might try 'splaining the investment side of the Busse line. Amazing results....

Good luck...
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Oh I am sure there are some good ones out there, just none of the ones I know or met. LOL

I am not even looking, way too many bad ones in a row. :rolleyes:
 
All you gotta do is remind her it is your job to protect her, then tell her you heard there might be zombies near the house your buying and you didn't want to frighten her, so knowing that Busse Infi is the only known knives that kill zombies you made the choice to protect her and get the knife. You'll be her hero and you'll have a new knife, problem solved. Please be sure and let us know how that works for you. I'm just here to help, no thanks neccesary..
 
She is been very giving in this relationship, I'm the one getting all the toy's lol

She bought me a new LCD screen (for computer), good one for 600.00, then payed for part of my AR-15 (were not married yet btw & no kids atm), 800.00 bucks, n other stuff.

Reason I'm feeling greedy now. She's cool with it, told her the resale value, INFI is the best steel, cool colors (asked which she likes etc), Busse makes awesome knives, solid fan base showing good company etc etc..

So it's all good, think it's more my own self.

PS

I'm still gunna buy at least one of what the surprise knife or knives are coming next :D
 
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