I'm the smartest one in the room - the non-shop, non-business sub forum chat thread

[Wild Willie]

David and the Pokey Guys

 

[SharpBits]

Smokey and the Bandits.

 

[David Mary]

Smokey approves

 

[jbmonkey]

okay so we have 4 guitarists and 2 bassists....David singing and no drummer. it's gonna be the greatest band ever

 

[David Mary]

Three guitarists. Crag the Brewer will beat box.

 

[Sharp & Fiery]

Three guitarists. Crag the Brewer will beat box.

Guess I’m outta the band then.

 

[David Mary]

Unacceptable. Who’s gonna play the triangle?

 

[David Mary]

You know what just occurred to me? Being offered a “spot of tea” could be taken as a threat to splash it on my shirt.

 

[SharpBits]

I have no musical ability, so I’ll just sell bootleg tshirts in the parking lot.

 

[jlauffer]

Primus drummer just quit

 

[Wild Willie]

okay so we have 4 guitarists and 2 bassists....David singing and no drummer. it's gonna be the greatest band ever

The gypsies had no homes, The Doors had no bass.


Edit to add: And David's pointy guys have no drummer.

 

[Wild Willie]

I'll volunteer to play the cowbell

 

[jbmonkey]

I'll volunteer to play the cowbell

and now its a band....

 

[jbmonkey]

I'll volunteer to play the cowbell

also no yoko'ing during performances

 

[Wild Willie]

also no yoko'ing during performances

I had more of a Will Ferrell and Chris Walken image in my head

 

[jbmonkey]

I had more of a Will Ferrell and Chris Walken image in my head

original...



this better....

 

[David Mary]

That sound engineer saved the world that day.

 

[FOG2]

Knives have been incorporated into the music scene previously. The Edge and Slash come to mind.

 

[David Mary]

Well don't you just you cut right to the point.

 

[David Mary]

You know what I think of people who laugh at their own jokes?