I'm tired...

anvilring

anvilring

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WTF!!! (what the f*ck) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm tired of this!!

WTF is it with hand soap makers!! Do they figure that women are the only people on this planet that wash their damn hands!!???

I'm tired of smelling like "almonds and honey", or "Highlands Lavender" !!! How'bout a hand soap for men?? Something that smells like leather, gunpowder and beer-nuts rubbed on a favorite T-shirt?? Or Quail blood and gunvest canvas.... Hell, I'm tired of it.... we need some new flavors.
 
Haha. Funny you ask this now, as I'm waiting for somebody to ship me some oatmeal soap that I bought off Fleabay. :)
 
Lava......no wussy smell there!:)

Rinse with Miller High Life....

dang, sounds like good stuff for a commercial. :D
 
I discovered "simple Orange" or sum'pin named like that at the damn auto parts store.... I smelled like an orange grove for two days.... small mammals were following me around, looking for a free meal no doubt. I am gonna ditch the Lava for Pepsodent though...
 
Working in the hospital like I do I have to wash my hands 20-30 time a nite....I lose all my knifemaking callouses.

Your hands can dry out to the point that they will crack and bleed especially in the winter so you have to use lotion.....unfortunately the women at work plant this Bath and Body Works stuff around and if you inadvertently pick some of that up, you'll smell "froo-froo" all nite.

My vote for the manliest of scents is HOPPES NO. 9 :thumbup: and maybe a little WD-40
 
Gasoline
Fish
sawdust
Liver 'n' Onions
Horse Sweat
2-stroke exhaust
Beef Jerky
cedar shingles
freshly-mown grass
beer farts

These are the scents of a man.
 
Hoppes No.9!!! I love that stuff!! Could we just pour a little in with the liquid soap?? And leave it in the girl's bathroom?
 
fitzo said:
Plus, it'll whiten yer teeth! ;) Lemme know how it works!
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I works great on grease and grime. I wouldn't use it on what are left of my teeth.

For dried out, chapped hands, nothing beats Bag Balm.
 
P on them after you are done washing them. That's what I do, then I go make sandwichs for the guys that are over. HEHEHEHE!!! And all the time they thought it was my HT'g relish.:eek: :eek: :D
 
Break Free CLP!!!
The smell of that once you open the gun safe lets you know the world is a good place.

When I was a Gunner's Mate in the USCG there was a girlfriend of one of the armorers that would use a dap behind each ear to let her man know that she was in the mood (and would also have to take her out to dinner!)
 
if you really think you need to wash them :rolleyes:
just scratch your A$$ a few times after..:eek: :D
yeahup Lava soap and GO Joe
But
grinding dust and burnt skin seems to be OK with a little ground bone dust mixed in :D
 
hand cleanser that smells like MD steamed crabs




















and not when they've been left out all afternoon, when they've just come out of the pot!
 
Hoppes No.9--Great smell,great cleaner. I went and popped off a few rounds Sunday with my sons. I cleaned all the guns. My wife loves the smell almost as much as the smell of grinding down antlers. I asociate peace and quiet with Hoppes and antler dust.
 
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