Important... Home Depot scam... be careful hogs...

hahhahhaaahahh that's ok, until they'll start stealing your Busses !

Before you go shopping you better remove any Busse from your pants and from your car !
 
Here is my problem, The wife is starting to get suspicious. 14 trips to the store in 5 days, and all those lost wallets.
 
I managed to trick them, not only was I flat broke when I went but my wallet was also on a chain. :o careful the brunette has one hell of an uppercut though.
 
Reminds me of the times years ago when I was a young driver. I would eat lunch in the tractor on Fifth Ave off Cicero Ave in Chicago. That corner was always being worked by the local ladies. I took that run while the regular guy was off with an injury. I made it clear to the ladfies that I was not interested in what they were selling and that the reason I was here every day was that it was a quiet street to eat lunch on and it had big shade trees to park the truck under (no AC back then) and obviously plenty of room for a 65 foot long tractor trailer combo.
So I would eat lunch, relax or nap (doors locked, one eye open always) and watch them try to obtain work. One day a guy in a company car, possibly a salesman, stopped at the corner and was stuck due to cross traffic. This young woman was leaning in his car talking to him, then leaning in further. As she leaned in, he leaned away from her towards the passenger seat. After a minute she was grabbing him all over. She was so far in the car that her legs were sticking out the window. Then she started punching him and he was slapping her back as he starting driving away with her bottom half hanging out the window. He turned around the corner and she was ejected from the car window and rolled accross the roadway. I was like WTF! She came walking up to my truck with bloddy knees and elbows and says "I got's his wallet", and sure enough, she had it in hand. I said, I'll add 5 bucks to whatever cash is in it as long as you give me the wallet and everything else in it, which she agreed to. I mailed the guy his wallet and explained that she had the cash and that she certainly earned it after he failed keep his window up when she approached his car.
Was fun to watch these things and I actually saw their bosses ride which was an old convertable Impala with hydraulics on it and a custom button tucked gold and black velour interior complete with a rear seat the was a half circle shape with a real "Huggy Bear" Pimp in it! I thought they were just Baretta stories.
 
When exactly will this scam be available in florida? I've gone to home depot like 3 times this week and no dice :( Maybe if my windshield was dirtier?
 
USMCSNIPER34 said:
if it happened once then why did you keep letting, these woman in your car? please tell me your not that nieve. seems to me that you didnt learn from the first time and how the hell do you get your wallet taken twice in the same day? how did you find it the first time anyway? just wondeing dont mean to be a dick but dam bro sounds like plain stupidity if you ask me
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The OP was funny but I think this was hilarious!!!:D:p:D
 
I guess, when it comes down to it, you don't want a Marine sniper to have a sense of humor...
 
^ good point mhawg:D



Yep, they are running that scam here as well. Got me the first time...but then I bought a case of cheap .99 cent wallets and filled them with Monopoly money:thumbup:
 
The OP was funny but here in Italy a real scam take place in supermarket parking.

I can't remember how it works there in the States but here in Italy you need to insert a coin (1 euro or 2) each time you want to pick up and unlock a shopping cart. They developed a clever scam to steal your coins.

Police could take a picture while they were acting their scam that leaned you to put coins in the wrong hole:D

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BD--you should definitely edit out that link as soon as you can. While we all enjoy a good joke (and more adult fun as well), THIS is a "family" forum. Please take that into consideration.

Oh, and go check out the Pirate's Cove in Whine and Cheese. ;)
 
Why are you posting here?

If I were you I would be out buying wallets!!!! :D
 
Well thats it! My wife has started making me shop at Lowes.

To Whom it may concern:

Please cancel my bulk quantity wallet order.

Distresed and broke,
Eric
 
kdstrick said:
A 'heads up' warning for all, especially your men friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your
friends.


**Here's how the scam works:**

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.


It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you and playing with your privates, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th,
& 24th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th,
three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.


So tell your friends to be careful.
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That was funny!...

USMCSNIPER34 said:
if it happened once then why did you keep letting, these woman in your car? please tell me your not that nieve. seems to me that you didnt learn from the first time and how the hell do you get your wallet taken twice in the same day? how did you find it the first time anyway? just wondeing dont mean to be a dick but dam bro sounds like plain stupidity if you ask me
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...but this is funnier! :D
 
I can't believe that I'm the first to say this, but...

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!!

:D :D
 
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