That's kinda funny, cause when she's going anywhere my wife always dresses as if she's going to wind up in the ER... But when I fell off the roof last weekend she wouldn't let me get a shower before she took me, and there were lots of babes all over that place! I should've insisted on the shower. At least I hadn't shlt myself.
Dave, It takes falling at least 2 storys to come close to shitting your pans. Thats only enough time for a good pucker. The way you land has alot to do with it! If you had shit your pants would you tell us?