Inexpensive mall ninja?

Camillus Carnivore
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Looking for an inexpensive law ninja looking big scary knife to give my brother in law for Xmas. He just wants something really cool to open up his ups packages with and stuff. Just one of hose for the looks scary guys, big scary and mall ninja

i know you said just to open up packages.
but, you'll be amazed what a lasting impression big brings
consider a relatively inexpensive gift that will hardly be forgotten

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Is there no way to educate your brother-in-law on the uses of a small, quality tool (not "ninja weapon")
that will do the job and will actually be useful in real life? I really think a Swiss Army Knife and a DVD showing how MacGyver solves problems might be the most appropriate gift; one comment in the discussion was "get a Victorinox - that is what MacGyver uses". Just my opinion:D

Faiaoga (misfit schoolteacher and SAK geek)
 
I'm still a tad disappointed.
I thought this thread would be about where to buy an inexpensive Mall Ninja...instead, it was about knives. :(

:D
 
That could be true of all knives, Judgey McJudgerson.
Just about every Spyderco, Boker, Benchmade, Hogue, Emerson, and practically the rest are bought by a very similar cross-section of society; the truth of this assertion is proven by how vociferously they'll deny it, attributing some odd trait to the "others."

"Sebenzas are just the best quality."
"Emerson's are used by Special Forces."
"Swiss Army Knives are used by MacGyver."
"Kershaw makes knives for The People."

Gah!!!


Judgey McJudgerson. Awesome!
 
Amen on the Strider comment. So true.

Me? Proud carrier of the good ol' Griptilian. A quality knife that doesn't bullshit itself.
 
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