INFIdel Conducts Modem Honor Killing

[Horn Dog]

I've been having internet problems. I had a defective modem. So in keeping with strict observance of Shakira Law (love that girl), I performed the necessary ritual. I tried it earlier with my DFLE, but I wanted a more dramtic killing. Not enough weight to cleave it. Then it occured to me. Being an INFIdel, I needed INFI. TTKZ to the rescue!

 

[Newazzkikr]

Nice Vic ! One chop only ?

Excuse my ignorance but what is Shakira Law ? lol

 

[snwbrdr202]

NICE! No edge damage?

 

[Horn Dog]

Nice Vic ! One chop only ?

Excuse my ignorance but what is Shakira Law ? lol

Whatever law Shakira follows. Two chops.

http://www.bing.com/slideshow/search?q=Shakira&FORM=ECARDA&qpvt=shakira

 

[M67]

I've never chopped a defective device before, I have shot several computer towers though. I might have to give that chopping concept a shot.

Awesome knife by the way, I love the coyote G-10 :thumbup:

 

[sumoj275]

Honor killing at its best!

 

[Horn Dog]

NICE! No edge damage?

The upside of putting on a wicked sharp convex edge is that it chops like crazy. The downside is, that fine edge is easily damaged by chopping things harder than wood. The damage was minimal. I tried steeling it out, but lost patience, and went to the Kalamazoo. It's not like I am going to run out of steel any time soon on the KZ!

There, good as new.

 

[oge14]

mmmmmmmm.....fresh ground infi.

 

[Reeper22]

Very cool Horn. I did something similar with an old cell phone that pissed me off enough.

 

[ThornStrike]

Excellent kill! Man I really wish I could hack my computer to bits sometimes....

 

[squishware]

I like to hammer the bad DVD players at work to keep people from fishing them out of the trash and putting them back on the shelf.

 

[Little Green Men]

Nice Vic! I would like to do that to my computer sometimes:thumbup:

 

[Liu Kang]

NICE and well deserved. I hate things like a broken modem, things like that would fustrate me and something I would like to smash! I like how you finished her up, pretty =)

 

[Guyon]

Been there. Done that. Nice chopping though. :thumbup:

 

[resinguy]

Chop a computer? It's been done.

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=608787&highlight=computer

 

[banana-clip]

That edge you put back on it looks really sweet :thumbup:

 

[Horn Dog]

You know, only a few got this. Modem, Muslim. Shakira, Sharia. But it was a fun honor killing. Thanks, that edge is better than ever. I know I have criticized the KZ TT for being on the heavy side. But when you really need to destroy something, the KZ rules!

 

[OldPhysics]

That even made me feel better.

 

[Horn Dog]

That even made me feel better.

Just trying to spread a little sunshine after weeks of bad internet service!

 

[OldPhysics]

Just trying to spread a little sunshine after weeks of bad internet service!

It worked.

Of course, tomorrow I must appear at my desk. And ... somehow ... make "magic" happen.:barf:

Sheesh.