INFIdel Conducts Modem Honor Killing

[Horn Dog]

At first, I just took the modem out to my picnic table and grabbed my ever present Dog Father LE to perform the necessary destruction. I had no idea how tough those Motorola modems are. I stabbed and chopped with qreat force, but it just wasn't going well. This angered me even more, so I got out the KZ and took the reluctant victim to execution block out back. That ended the modem's suffering.

When all else fails, get a bigger knife!

 

[Maqua]

That's some nice work! Modems are all sons of motherless dogs.

 

[resinguy]

I did a Spam can once. Didn't hit it hard enough the first time and needed a second chop.

 

[d762nato]

That's classic Hd, Infidel oh yeah. Nice job with the TTKZ. I've never owned one but always thought they looked really nice and tough.
The handles also look pretty cool. :thumbup:

 

[Horn Dog]

I did a Spam can once. Didn't hit it hard enough the first time and needed a second chop.

I hope you fried up that Spam. When my kids were little they loved fried Spam, but now they associate it with bad things in the inbox. Nice job of opening it, though. Probably a lot easier than the modem was to chop. I have to give it to Motorola, they made those modems pretty darned tough!

 

[Grimspoon]

I think I remember our good buddy UJ chopped up an XBOX 360 some time ago.Can't find any pics though.