When you decide to size up your khuks, the Ganga Ram might be worth considering, as well.
To the tune of "Tempted" by Squeeze (again, I'm sorry)
I've got my chakma, my karda, my makeshift Warren Strop
Might have to get Hoofflex from the pet supplies shop
I said to my web-browser, 'Let's get out of this place'
Passed the daily specials, the Pen Knife backed by green
The Ganga Ram blem keeps calling and calling
The YBB price is just too keen
Tempted by a Ganga Ram Special
Tempted though it's not my initial
Choice of khuks to own - must leave it alone
It's too consequential - Tempted by a Ganga Ram Special
I'm at the knife drawer; the Garud AK speaks out to me:
"With a biltong, and Chiruwa, and with me - what's more to need?"
I wimpered of addiction, yes, the dread HIKV...
At my bedside, empty pocket, all my other khuks have scowls
The price it gets lower, I agonize over PayPal.
Alarmed by seduction my bank account, it growls...
I bought a CD from Danny and checked out HarborFreight
For my new khukuri sharpener to convex at a fast rate
'Cause taking too long with abrasives I am starting to hate
Tempted by a Ganga Ram Special
Tempted though it's not my initial
Choice of khuks to own - must leave it alone
It's too consequential - Tempted by a Ganga Ram Special