Is it really true; if you have an unsheathed Becker, you will cut your b**s off?

All of my Beckers are in my Safes and all of them are bare with no Sheaths ~~ should I just give them away to keep the Becker Patrol from getting me and losing everything or should I just throw them in the local dump and say I never heard of any such thing as a Becker and hope they believe me and save my B**ls ! They have been around longer than the Beckers and I sure would hate to lose them as I know I would be lost with-out them.!** snif-snif^ HELP.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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