All right. Let's clear the air a bit, and get down to the facts before all of this gets blown out of proportion.
FACT- I am not ghey.
FACT- Only one other knifemaker has seen me naked, and it was because the creepy jerk walked in on me while I was showering. Spangler insists on it being an accident, but there's no doubt in my mind that he was hoping for one of those awkward exploratory moments - like what happened to him in the glove compartment of Mace's truck.
FACT- I have forged, rough ground, heat treated, and begun finish grinding my kiridashi. Over a month ago.
FACT-Sean Young's character in Bladerunner didn't know she was a robot, so I guess I might be a robot, too. I might have gams on par with hers, though... that doesn't mean I'm ghey.
FACT-Nick Wheeler has a grudge against me because I've got legs as nice as Sean Young's in Bladerunner, even though I'm 8 YEARS his senior - and he's going bald.
FACT-I will post pics of my kiridashi - it needs an etch, and possibly a handle wrap.
...now I have to recharge my fusion reactor so I can go to work.