Is Matthew Gregory The Man of the Year?

Should Matthew Gregory be voted Man of the Year?

  • Yes! Matt is the perfect physical and intellectual man

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No, Matt is hella teh ghey

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Matthew Gregory is a robot.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Matthew Gregory is a big, gay robot

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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Haven't touched it. Gotta have time to do stuff in order to do stuff. Besides, it's not the same if you can't make it to the show...

Mr. Gregory has posted a challenge for people to make a knife for Ashokan.

Mr. Gregory has NOT posted HIS knife to the challenge thread.

Why? He HASN'T BUILT ONE!

And....and.... AND.... He's NOT EVEN GOING to Ashokan!!@!!&!*!!!*$!@*!*$*!!#@!!!
 
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Yeah, what Nick said! Err, I mean 01101001001110010010010011...Take THAT robot boy! :)

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I was going to vote for robot, but a robot could have gotten a kiridashi done.
So I voted Gay robot, cause I figured he was busy.;)
Nick, Can a gay robot be "man" of the year?:D
Mace

P.S. I don't know if you have heard this outside your gay porn video days, but nice poll!
 
Wow, overall opinion is he's a gay robot.

Yeah, didn't see THAT one coming :jerkit:

He does like those BIG cigars......
 
This is more than just a bit disconcerting! ;)
I'm dunno which one to vote for so I'll
sit back and watch the fireworks and see if
a Kiridashi comes out some where :)

And Matt's not a robot, a robot doesn't use a
straight razor to shave!

G2
 
And Matt's not a robot, a robot doesn't use a
straight razor to shave!

G2

Yes but they do smoke cigars!
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All right. Let's clear the air a bit, and get down to the facts before all of this gets blown out of proportion.
FACT- I am not ghey.
FACT- Only one other knifemaker has seen me naked, and it was because the creepy jerk walked in on me while I was showering. Spangler insists on it being an accident, but there's no doubt in my mind that he was hoping for one of those awkward exploratory moments - like what happened to him in the glove compartment of Mace's truck.
FACT- I have forged, rough ground, heat treated, and begun finish grinding my kiridashi. Over a month ago.
FACT-Sean Young's character in Bladerunner didn't know she was a robot, so I guess I might be a robot, too. I might have gams on par with hers, though... that doesn't mean I'm ghey.
FACT-Nick Wheeler has a grudge against me because I've got legs as nice as Sean Young's in Bladerunner, even though I'm 8 YEARS his senior - and he's going bald.
FACT-I will post pics of my kiridashi - it needs an etch, and possibly a handle wrap.

...now I have to recharge my fusion reactor so I can go to work.
 
I've seen his eye, it had a more deadly look to it,
kinda like this;

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:)
G2

edited to say I finally picked a category, same one that Nick Wheeler chose
if you want to see who picked what, just click on the numbers by each choice
once you've voted, otherwise if you've not voted you can just click to see the poll
and that will show you at that time.
but after voting, you have to click on the number to view who chose what choice ;)
 

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Fact: Almost 70% of knifemakers think your a big gay robot!

Fact: Only a big gay robot would vote himself "not" a big gay robot.

Fact:You know very well there is only enough room for Spangles in a glovebox!
Mace
 
I'm so glad my pals have come to defend me in my hour of need.

If I had feelings, they'd be hurt.

I'll try and post pics of the kiridashi tomorrow. Will I still be a gay robot if I do?
 
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