Is there a "12 step Infi Program?" Please help me!! Busse fans a must read.

manix J

manix J

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I have a serious problem and am looking for help!! A few weeks ago I started buying game wardens " all the cool kids were doing it" !! I thought I could stop any time!! Then I started trolling the exchange looking for my next fix!! Then there were middle sized knives!! I started liking how I felt when I was on infi!! I was more confident with the chicks and funnier at the party!! The bagers came out and I had to order one, no two cause I need a BACTACLE for a rainy day. My life was spinning out of control!! I found a FBMLE on the exchange and the infi dealer said it was "the bomb" so I tried it!! Infi pushers started following me around the internet emailing and PMing me. "it'll make you feel good!! Feel Good!! I felt like "Pooky" in "New Jack City"!! That sh*t be callin me man!! Now I am down $2500 in a few weeks on my habit!! GODDDDDDDDDDD!! HeeeeeeeeLLLLPPPP! MMMMMMEEE!! I never did a drug in my life, never smoked a cigarette, and keep my drinking to a minimum, Gambling well, Texas hold em is one HELL of a GAME!! Hey, I never said I was the pope!! LOL!! Any advice for newly addicted infiholic!! ARE there support groups???? I just upgraded my BF to gold!!! I heard this is like standing on the corner waiting for your fix!! Please folks post support!! Mr. Busse what is in your knives that has me hooked like a infi junkie!!!!!!! Your a bad MAN!!! LOL!!! Just kiddin' MR. Busse Sir don't cut me OFF!! PLease Please Please!! I'll be good!! LOL!! Folks please share similar experiences and for GOD SAKE HELP ME!!! :eek: Wardens, badgers and Battle mistresses!! OH MY!!!
 
There is no program. In fact there is no hope. Send entire collection to me as a sanity check. You're absolutely correct. INFI is "one helluva drug!":thumbup:

Charlie Murphy
 
I have a similar problem:
http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=432854

..."I'm screwed. :grumpy: LOL
That's right, screwed...
It all started on October 14th, 2006... I can remember the time... 21:21pm EDT... After this, thing get well, fuzzy... I hit 'send'... There was a flash of light. I remember that now... And a sound. It sounded to me like hitting an anvil with a hammer crossed with a single sonar 'ping'... & music... I could just make it out. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da...
...
... I hope I don't screw up...:o My singin' voice sure don't pay the bills! (Ahem)... :yawn:
... "Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying "keep on digging"
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
When you're down in the pig mine
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry..."
(PIGS, 3 different ones, PINK FLOYD)

Oh, crap I'm REALLY screwed! :eek: It's all starting to come back to me a little better now...

... So, anyway, I remember this party with a few different appetizers... Heady & tasty Wardens! So I remain calm and take just 2. Buzzing along rather quickly, I decide to chow something more substantial, so I snag a Satin Mole, Jack & whew, what a rush! Now things are really spinning and the rest is blurry... I vaguely remember an email about a pack of Wardens, dogs (B)ARK'ing at night, and waking up all hung over & light-headed on a Mean Street with a note in my pocket about owing a sum of ca$h in a usps-M.O. to this guy who hooked me up Old School! ...Ergo, the MO . :)
The PROBLEM is that I didn't give up smoking cigarettes to start suckin' up INFI!!! LOL ... Or have I??? 'cough, cough' LOL
Damn you, Busse! <----(just kidding around, don't take me seriouly here!)

...So now I am hungry for something... Bigger. Like the FBM. But, look at all the colors, man!!! W:eek:W..."

LOL :D See??? No hope!!! :p :D :thumbup:
 
Sure there is a 12 step program.

1. Admit you have a problem.

2. Don't bother looking on a knife forum for help, it isn't there, except for today you lucky bastid!

3. Contact the only factory authorized INFI addiction counselor, that would be me by the way and I have credentials to prove it. Never ever believe anyone else when they say they are qualified to help you with your problem, they are lying and trying to dupe you. They'll only hurt you more.

4. Take an inventory of your knives.

5. Forward said inventory to me to determine how deep into the addiction you really are and I can judge how quickly we must act to help you.

6. Gingerly and lovingly wrap them up like a mother bundling her children for a winter's walk to school.

7. Securely box them in the shipping container I will provide to you at my own cost and out of the goodness of my own heart.

8. Contact me to let me know that you have the addictive items properly secured, this is important that you fight throught this difficult step, just remember out of sight it out of mind. Let me know what the shipping weight is at this time as well.

9. I will contact you to let you know when the Angels of INFI Mercy (AoIM)will arrive to nearly complete your detoxification program.

10. Resist all temptation to tamper with the toxic INFI you have successfully quarantined yourself from until the AoIM show up. Repeat the mantras, "Out of sight out of mind" and "no regrets". The later is very important, you must not feel any regret for freeing yourself from this horrible addiction. Remember it isn't your fault, you are only human.

11. When the AoIM arrive, just leave them to their work and most importantly DON'T LOOK BACK, NEVER LOOK BACK!!

12. Breath a sigh of relief that you are a free man again, unencumbered by the weight of this terrible addiction. Keep my info in case of a relapse, like I said you are only human and this is an addcition, but I am here to help you help yourself.
 
You are doing just fine, no problems so far.

I spent just about $3,000.00 on Busse knives before I ever saw my First one.

Ten months later I got a few of them in my hands.

Then I "Got Busy"

Now I try to avoid the ones I do not get excited about the pictures/idea of.

I am some times able to get just one, I have just one NICK, and have for over a year.

I have just one Pork Belly Skinner, the other two my adult Kids now own.

What ever you do, Do Not get any Smooth Bolt Fastener Busse knives, or you will never be the Same(I do Not Want to talk about it) Do not even think about INFI Badgers with slotted Handle Fasteners.

Take my word for this, Thus it has been Writen, Thus let it be done.
 

And watching ............. For Pigs on the Wing!!


Good Luck and God Save Us ALL!!! :thumbup: :D :thumbup:

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My name is Inspector Jaxx, IN FI P. D., Badge #027. I'm going to have to see those credentials please Mr. Porkgunner. Could you take your papers OUT of the wallet and hand them to me please, sir? Thank you... :cool:
 
Jaxx said:
My name is Inspector Jaxx, IN FI P. D., Badge #027. I'm going to have to see those credentials please Mr. Porkgunner. Could you take your papers OUT of the wallet and hand them to me please, sir? Thank you... :cool:
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Listen boy, you just get back on your Vespa and putter your butt right back to the donut shop from whence you came. You are out ranked on this one. :D Besides, I could show you my papers, but then...well... you know how that one will end. :D
 
papathud said:
What ever you do, Do Not get any Smooth Bolt Fastener Busse knives, or you will never be the Same(I do Not Want to talk about it) Do not even think about INFI Badgers with slotted Handle Fasteners.

Take my word for this, Thus it has been Writen, Thus let it be done.
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Listen to papathud.
He is wise beyond his years.
He gave me this same advice and look what happened.

I bought one of these:

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It then turned into these:

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And before long I had these:

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Now all I want to do is this:

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dave
 
And then I stay up ALL night chatting with this Fine Lady named AMY!! :thumbup:

My wife can now legally kill me. :eek:
 
INFI addiction is frightening,
Yesterday I called the 1-800 number on the back of an Ohio scratch off lottery ticket for HELP!!!
 
There is no cure that i know of- Every time i sell/trade one, it seems i end up buyin two more.. i can't quit...
 
2500 is a drop in the bucket...right now that may seem like alot...then soon you will be spending more than that in a single order.
 
Ignore these people!

I, too, am a 'noob.' Just like you. Well, a few months further along...

And I have FOUND the 12 step program.:D

Unfortunately, the steps lead a different way than you'd expect -- up and in, not down and out.:grumpy: And, frankly, PorkGunner (ProGunner) started me up those steps!!!

Really, there's no hope. This addiction cannot be broken, this infection cannot be cured, this problem cannot be 'solved' -- you can only manage it.

Just like, at my day job, we 'manage' the national defense for all Americans. There are days when I think both issues (national defense // INFI addiction) are comparable.

EDIT: Dave (Mulder) -- where did you get that interesting 1990 unfiltered MacAllan???
 
doesn't she know I am high on infi and do not require food!! I'll keep that secret between us if I know what is good for me LOL!! !!;) Well I will talk to addicts later!!! LOL!! J
 
Jaxx said:
My name is Inspector Jaxx, IN FI P. D., Badge #027. I'm going to have to see those credentials please Mr. Porkgunner. Could you take your papers OUT of the wallet and hand them to me please, sir? Thank you... :cool:
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LOL

Inspector.......Too funny
 
TurnerIII said:
And then I stay up ALL night chatting with this Fine Lady named AMY!! :thumbup:

My wife can now legally kill me. :eek:
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Hey just tell her that you were talking to family:) :)

That is what we are............ One Big Infiloving family:thumbup: :thumbup:
 
My 12 step problem program started a few years ago. I bought a basic 9 from the combat site (problem 1). Next was a groove master (problem 2). I was good for several years (you know that by the dates of the releases of those knives). I moved about buying and selling other knives and did not pay any attention to the INFI juice. I had 2 right? What more could a man ask for. 1 big, 1 medium. Then I joined the blade forums and posted in the whine columns about how I could not go to the site and get what I wanted (problem 3). Jerry responded as requested and is still occasionally quoted from that particular post here (problem 4). Had some positive feedback as well as the expected feedback, listened, read, and learned some INFI patience (problem 5). Met Jaxx on the exchange (problem 6) bought some GW's. Couldn't resist the FBM (you guessed it 7). Watched for the release of the Badgers and ordered one of those (8). Couldn't decide if I wanted a LE or not so called and upgraded to the LE (9). Wabbled back and forth, finally gave in and ordered a black/snake (the LE would be lonely right?) (10). Went on the exchange and got a Skelly (11). Stopped long enough to count the money in INFI laying on top of the dresser (12) OUCH. Now I want to go to blade this summer and can't stay off this forum! I even read the stupid stuff.......I think this program may not be going in the right direction...Should have never whined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't be angry Jaxx, just had to drop a name somewhere....luv ya man
 
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